-IDK, but I thought that season one should've had a better Roy-Artemis Dynamic. So here's them annoying the shit out of each other-

"You can share it." Artemis whined.

Roy dramatically looked down at the full tub of icecream he was hording on his lap. "You know what? I could. I really could. But you know what else?" He flipped her off. "Buy your own."

"Come on! I can't afford to BUY one! Ollie?" She looked for backup.

"I don't answer to either of you! I fucking bought this!" Roy held the tub defensively.

Ollie called back to them, leaving the room. He couldn't do anything around these two. "Come on, Roy, that's huge, you can afford to let her have a little..."

"You know what? SURE." He stood and retrieved a dish from the cupboard. He checked to make sure his (ex)mentor was gone, and gave Artemis approximately half a tablespoon. "There, I got you *a little*."

She huffed, offended. "you're a real bitch, you know that?"

"I hope so. Hey!" He swatted her away. "Mine! I already gave you some!"

"Not enough!"

"You didn't tell me how much!"

Artemis frowned, thinking, until finally, she shouted. "OW, STOP IT! ROY, That hurt!"

"What?" He turned to ner like she was crazy.

"Stop it! Roy's hitting me!" She turned and gave him a snarl-like smirk.

"What's going on in there?"

"Son of a..." he couldn't believe this. "Nothing!"

"ROy!"

He grunted, sliding the tub of ice cream to her. "Bitch."

She grinned began scooping a generous helping. "Nevermind, it's nothing, Ollie!"

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Artemis was in the bathroom, sitting on the counter, trimming her nails.

"Replacement! Replace- Artemis! Artemis!"

She jerked away from the mirror. "What?"

There was the sound of Roy thundering up the stairs, towards the bathroom. "Artemis-" he pushed open the door.

She turned to him. "What?"

Roy hesitated. "...nevermind." He turned and left

"What? What!" She dropped everything, following him. Artemis HATED being left out of things, she needed to know. "What is it? Roy? WHAT IS IT?" She finally chased him down, grabbing his arm. "What?"

He finally turned around to face her. "You're ugly."

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"Hey Birdie, what's up?" Roy was watching the team again (happened a lot). "How's school, you're in pre K, right?"

Robin shrugged, the elder redhead teased him a lot and eventually he'd stop paying attention. "How about you?"

Roy accepted the new train of conversation. "Okay, Replacement keeps trying to steal my shit."

"Well, I don't own a tie, and you do!" She rolled her eyes. "C'mon, I need it! Jr. Prom is coming up!"

"Ooh!" Wally was being obnoxious. "Who you gonna ask?"

"Not that's any of your business, but I'm going to ask Zatanna to go. As friends, of course."

Wally whined. "Dammit! I have tickets to Jr. prom, and the only girls I'm freinds with all have dates! And two of them are going together!"

Dick didn't care about Jr. Prom, he was only 13, and still had three years until he was a junior. "Just go with some friends or something?"

"Male friends? I'd get laughed out of the small gym."

"Then go with a male friend who can kick the shit out of them." Roy rolled his eyes very far back. These kids were so goddamn insecure. "Arty isnt scared to be perceived as gay."

"What?" She ordered. "No, I'm not gay! We're going as friends!"

"Uh huh, but you two look queer."

"Takes one to know one!" She looked like she thought she'd beaten him. Roy smiled, he beamed, the heavens alligned and angels sung, this was what he was waiting for. 

"It sure does." The room froze? 

"Roy?" She asked."y- you're not..."

"Here." He reached into his back pocket and pulled something out, tossing it at her. It was the tie. "You deserve it."