-Shout out to @alyssa579437744 , who inspired this part (27 & 35, Headcanon pormpts) 

The league wasn't thrilled to find out the team was back on TikTok. They just waited until the league forgot to be mad, and went back at it.

They only found out because someone (Hal Jorden) left a sticky note notifying them in the watch tower. The five who found it, (Bruce, Dianah, Oliver, Barry, and Arthur) were appalled at to think that their kids hadn't learned their lesson for the third time in a row. 

They never considered that they could just... let their kids be on social media. Hell, Bruce didn't  even like the idea of Dick being on social media; He'd had bad expiriences before...

They began searching through the new tiktoks.

-

*Artemis has placed a lock of her hair across her top lip in a crude impersination of her mentor*

Roy: Can I go to this party?

Artemis/Oliver: Will there be alcohol?

Roy: No.

Artemis/Oliver: Will there be pot?

Roy: No.

Artemis/Oliver: Will you be having sex?

Roy: No.

Artemis/Oliver: Then WHY THE HELL ARE YOU GOING?

-

"They're very... cute." Dianah commented, honestly, the kids were hilarious. The two did a lot of Oliver impressions, she saw them a lot around his house and could safely say that all of them were hyper-accurate.

"He is eighteen, it's almost more suspicious if a party doen't have those. Like, what are they doing?"

"Talking?" Arthor asked.

"Playing videogames?" Barry proposed.

"Going out for dinner?" Bruce considered.

"Doing the stuff normal people do?" Dianah added.

"Okay, okay! I get it."

-

*Dick is doing an impression of batman*

Dick/bats: I heard someone has expirienced an emotion... I'm not mad. But I do feel compelled to warn you; if I see a single feeling you will go to hell before you die.

-

"He's got you spot on!"

-

*Wally, with a blonde wig and a sign taped to his shirt that says "Black Canary".*

Wally/BC: Does anyone have any quesstions?

Wally(Normal): Uh yeah, how come we can do fifty missions and no one calls us superheros, but I suck ONE  dick, and EVERYONE calls Me gay! 

Wally/BC:................okay, not the question I wanted, but...

-

Barry's eyes were wide

"That happens a lot." Dianah admitted. 

"Wait, really?" Oliver asked. 

"Yes, I can't ask if anyone had any ideas, because they just say the most unrelated, outrageous ideas they can think of."

"Are we just ignoring what Wally said?"

-

*Dick is filming himself*

Dick: I hate myself. Uhm... During online classes, the teacher called on a girl named Alexa, and my amazon echo answered, and... I forgot I told it to address me as SashaFierce.

*Dick buries his face in his hands*

Dick: When can I transfer schools?

-

"This is why you don't give thirteen-year-old hackers technology."

-

M'gann: Things in our previously abandoned mountain HQ that just make sense

*Wally is squatting next to a cardboards box, altered into homemade shrine*

Wally: One of the previous owners left a box of 2007 Megan Fox merch

*Conner is standing in the kitchen*

Conner: this cabinet has a four deadbolts of it, we're a little concerned to open it.

*Artemis is sitting in a bathtub (empty, of course)*

Artemis: Fun Fact; This bathtub wasn't originally off-white, but after an intense mission someone just bled out in here until another gurney was available. 

M'gann: like if you want a part two!

-

Bruce knew what was in the cabinet.

"I feel so invaded." Barry cringed.

"Who's blood are they talking about?" 

"I think it's Hal's or but there's no way to know."

-

Artemis: Hey girl... What if we lived in a tiny isolated hut, never dated any boys, were often seen in a close embrace and  historians called us close female friends

-

"What?"

-

*Roy is holding what looks like a little girl's diary. Bruce immidiately recognized it as Dick's middleschool diary. He cleared his throat, putting on a serious voice; as if reading a peice of classic literature.*

Roy: I hope *the name is bleeped out* is right. because If I get in trouble, then I could get in trouble. That would be bad. I don't like getting in trouble. It's bad.

*Roy inhales at slpas the book closed*

Roy: POETRY!

-

Bruce wondered if Dick knew this video excisted. Only he and a few others knew it was Dick's diary, so it's not like he was being exposed, but still. It was kind of sweet to Remember when Dick was still working on his english, and wrote stuff likethat.

-

Kaldur: A few people are curious how I get my team ready to work.

*Kaldur Crinkles a package of oreos. There's the sound of running foorsteps; Wally, Dick, M'gann, Artemis, and Conner run in at top speeds*

Wally: GIMME!

Dick: Can I have some? Pleeaasee?

-

"It works." Oliver stated boldly. "I use it a lot." 

-

Wally: Dear Robin, you call me a geek,  but you're a  Gallium Yttrium Boron Oxygen Iodine

-

Barry's eyes glazed over for a second as he spelled it out. He let out a sharp laugh; proud that his nephew could Roast in the periodic table.

-

*M'gann walks up to Conner, who's doing homework*

M'gann: next time you call me your girlfriend, makesure you put 'insecure' in front of is *starts walking away* My Way, My Way or the High W- 

*Conner hurries after her and grabs her from behind in a hug, lifting her off the floor*

M'gann:*Giddy* BABE! STOP! I'm Making a TikTok! STOP!

*He stops, gently setting him down.*

M'gann: *lowers camera, hurries off to hug him* No wait babe... don't stop!

Conner: *Hugs her again* Okay.

-

They were pretty good for a high-school couple. They'd had some MAJOR issues (Drugs and Identity theft, which is pretty insense for a couple sixteen year olds), but they seemed to be working through it.

-

*Artemis, as Oliver, is trying to open a jar. Her hands slip and she drops the jar. It smashes*

Artemis/Oliver:*Sighs* fucking thanks, Speedy.

*Cut to Artemis (As Ollie). She stubs her toe*

Artemis/Oliver:*Grunts in pain* THANKS, Speedy!

*Cut to Artemis (as Ollie) Drawing back her bow. She knocks over her quiver*

Artemis/Oliver: SPEEDY!

-

Dianah didn't want to say that Artemis' joke was accurate, but...

"I'm not like that!" Oliver exclaimed, even though he'd never even said 'Red Arrow' in his life.

"A lot of these are spicifically mocking Oliver. What's up with that?" Barry observed.

"Those are Artemis' favorite jokes. Roy's too, I don't doubt." Dianah finally answered. "Robin did it too, in fact, the team's favorite joke is that the league is out of touch or neglectful."

-

*The Team is doing impressions of their mentors. Dick/Bats stands by a whiteboard, pointing at diagrams he'd drawn.*

Dick/Bats: So, children. Let's help them

Wally/Flash: so we take in childrren and let them fight crime?

Artemis/GA: we put at least six youths in mortal danger for No Reason?

Dick/Bats: Yes.

Artemis/GA: ...okay, I'm down.

M'gann/MM: So, do we give these youths the ability to interact with each other? Like, let them learn and work with each other?

Dick/Bats: No.

M'gann/MM: Okay, I'm not objecting.

Conner/SM: I don't want to do this. can I just... not? Like, can I just abandon this project.

Kaldur/AM: That would be Great.

Dick/Bats: and if they don't immidiately know what top do, or take an unorthodox approach, we will...

All Five in Unison: ...publiucally shame them for no reason!

-

Richard Grayson was getting in trouble for this. 

...But hey, his whole team was getting in trouble for this.

"Don't take it personally." Dianah warned. "They do this a lot, it's a joke."

"It's not very funny." Arthur pointed out.

"It is to them. Most of their humor is just indirectly managing their emotions."

Thew all stewed for a bit, wondering if this is what their kids thought of them

It wasn't, they were just complaining on TikTok after they got in trouble for something inconsequential. 

-updated Headcanons again-