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"Hey, there's another one! They made ANOTHER video of them Breaking and entering!"

"This is so illegal. Let's watch it."

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*Artemis is filming, her lads are chatting in the background* 

Artemis: We're doing another! And We won't be almost stabbed this time.

Wally: hurry the hell up!

Artemis: spot number two; this TERRIFYING abandoned Blockbuster

Dick: what even is a Blockbuster?

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"Oh, wow. OH, WOW!" Barry gasped. "Do kids not know what blockbuster is?!"

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Artemis: It's like, a video rental place. The old person's Netflix.

Dick: But it's shut down.

Artemis: yeah, all the people who went there ruined the economy and died.

Wally: Guys, hurry up, I have a curfew!

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The league watched, disapprovingly, as their younger three began casing the builing for an enterence.

Eventually, Wally helped Dick through a broken window and the boy managed to let them im.

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Dick: We thought the last one was haunted...

Artemis: holy shit, this is a nightmare

*The blockbuster is mostly empty, but there are still shelves up and such*

Wally: I wonder if there are any abandoned movies left in here?

Artemis: Is that what you're thinking? Really?

Wally: Well let's see!

*The three wander further in, lit by one flashlight*

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"ALL THAT TRAINING, AND THEY JUST-" Oliver bit his lip, frusterated. "They didn't even tell us where they were! They could get killed!"

"I worry about them, all of the time. This is why." Dianah sighed, terrified to keep watching.

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Dick: The office, let's go see if there's anything in the desk!

Wally: YO! *Runs in and snatches something out of a cardbored box* DUDE, I WAS RIGHT! *He flips the DvD box to show them*  Scooby-Doo and WWE: Curse Of The Speed Demon!

*All three kids burst into laughter, doubling over. Dick drops the flashlight*

Dick: We Are watching that later!

Artemis: put it in the backpack, we're taking that sucker home!

Wally: But stealing!

Artemis: It's not stealing if it's been abandoned

Wally: More like abandoned by God. *Unzips their backpack and  puts it in* let's go downstairs!

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"I'm starting to think they've never even seen a horror movie." Barry commented. "You don't go into the windowless basement of an abandoned building. Especially when no one knows where you are!"

"This is hard to watch"

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*the kids are creeping down the stairs. The turn and see a boarded up door covered in graffitti*

Dick: I... I guess I'll get this open?

Artemis: Chill. While you do that, we'll sit here on the dirty-ass stairs. KF, how about you show us what is in the backpack?

Wally:Oh, sweet! *Pulls off and opens back pack. He starts pulling out items* We have takeout fries from A&W, a water bottle, the Scooby-Doo DvW we just picked up, one opf those fold-out fans, and hand warmers.

Artemis: That's all you need!

Wally: Oh, and headphones, in case the heroin adicts squatting in here wanna jam with us.

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"He... He's aware." Barry tried to find something positive to say. "Seriouisly, what kind of supplies are those?"

"I hope there were CELL PHONES."

Bruce's demener was that of someone who knew that no amounmt of supplies could protect them from their own stupidity.

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Dick: I got it open! Whoa!

Artemis: WHAT?

Dick: no cap, It says 'Hail Satan' on the wall!

Artemis: It says 'hail satan' somewhere on every wall in the mountain.

Dick: Yeah, but I didn't write this one, so it's SCARIER!

Wally: Get over it! It was probably some other teens breaking in.Besides, Ghosts aren't real!

Artemis: Then what did me and Zat see last halloween?

Dick: OH! I am HERE for this drama!

Artemis: Just go into the abandoned basement, pussy! 

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"Wait, what happened last halloween?"

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*The kids cautiously enter*

Dick: Nononono, Fuck this! WE NEED TO GO!

Artemis: Come on! You're the most expirienced of all three of us!

Wally: Yeah, why are You scared? This is LITERATLLY, ACTUALLY, your job.

Artemis: He's scared cause Batman isn't here

Dick: hilarious. But seriously, we NEED to go!

Artemis: Come on! You broke in here already!

*There is a clank nearby and fast, loud, footsteps. All three shriek and it goes dark, the camera shakes as they start running*

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"That's what happens when you break and enter, I guess."

"When was this posted?" Bruce asked.

"Uhh, two weeks ago."

They all breathed a sigh of relief, they'd seen their kids since then.

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*Cut. Wally is filming, they're all sitting on the floor of a broken down woman's washroom*

Wally: Hey guys, we're hiding in a girl's washroom.

Artemis: We can't get out because there's something out there.

Wally: It's not a ghost.

Artemis: I didn't say it was!

Dick: Shh! SHhh! SHHHH! SHut. The FUck. Up. Guys! *Takes camera. He's sweating pretty hard* I beracaded the door so it can't get in, but, we can't get out.

*Wally and Artemis are bickering nearby, Dick continues pacing nervously*

Dick: I snuck out of the house for this, If I can't back soon, I'm going to get caught

Wally: *Breaks away from the arguement* Aw man, my fuckin' curfew.

Artemis: Guys? We're locked in an abandoned Blockbuster washroom. I think  we have bigger issues. And if someone hadn't dropped our ONLY flashlight...

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"Only ONE flashlight?"

"No phone flashlights?" Dianah realized. She TAUGHT these kids several times a week and they were still dangerously naive.

"Why don't they have their phones?" 

Bruce made a terrible reilization. "Robin has seen me track cell phones. They're trying to avoid being caught."

"By locking themselves in essencially an urban dungen with no forms of contact?"

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*they pause and hear soft foot falls outside. All wide-eyed, Artemis mouths; 'ghost'. There's a slight beeping sound*

Dick: *in an almost silent whisper* That's the communicator on Batman's belt...

Wally: ...Shit...

Dick: That mean's it's safe out *He gets up and makes to call out*

Wally: *Covering Dick's mouth* SHhh. do you want to be caught?

*There's a deathening crack as the door is nearly kicked off it's hinges, luckily, Dick baracaded it*

Artemis: SHIT! *She rushes to a tiny window*

Wally: Too small!

*There is another attempt made on the door now that Batman can hear voices* 

Artemis: FUCK IT! *She kicks the window clean out of the frame  and squezes her hips through. She scrambles out onto the filthy grass* HURRY!

*They do*

Dick: Fucking go! The strip mall around the corner

*Video abruptly ends witha title card that says 'we survived :/' *

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"Holy shit"

"It explains many things." The close encounter made a lot more sense now, the silent intruder alarm was still in place; it must have been tripped when they entered the office. The adandoned flashlight did look expensive.

The kids were SO Getting grounded for these. 

They needed a pallet clense, so Artemis' ranting series, called 'Why I am mad today' looked good. Each kid had a way of showing who filmed each video; Artemis' was an arrow emoji after the video title. This video was titled 'Woman's clothing' and seemed to feature a couple others.

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Artemis: I'm mad. and today, I'm mad because I can't even carry my phone ANYWHERE cause my pockets a fucking tiny. MODEL!

*Robin backs into frame. He looks like he'd rather be anywhere else. He's also clearly wearing a pair of Artemis' skinny jeans, held up by a belt and very cuffed*

Dick: I'm being held hostage. Send help.

Artemis: Shut up. Turn around. Now, show us how deep the pockets are.

Dick:*Shoves his petit hands in the pockets* two knuckles deep.

Artemis: EXACTLY! What can we carry in those? TicTacs? This all exists so we buy purses, and cute backpacks. I don'twant a bag! I want to carry ONE THING!

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"Is this an issue?" Arthur inquired.

Dianah looked at him, exasperated. "Yes! Absolutely. It's worse when they had fake pockets that don'tt even open."

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Artemis: Also, what's the fit? Like, they are so tapered at the bottom and are ONE LENGTH. I have muscular calves and look! *She pulls her leg into frame* All my pantys are too short, and too tight around my shins

Dick:Yikes. Can I leave?

Artemis: NO! You will stay still and model my second-hand Levi's

Dick: Strikes a pose* Bitch

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They watched, honestly entertained, as Artemis got so worked up she needed to scream into a pillow and Dick made witty quips until he got kicked in the chest

"This is a whole drama." Barry laughed as Artemis shouted about fast fashion.

"Everyday is like this." The girl's mentor confirmed. "Yesterday she spent thirty minutes yelling about the qwerty keyboard layout."

The next video they chose to watch was one by Dick and Wally, so iut was about to get BAD.

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Dick: HI GANG!

Wally: Welcome aboard stud airlines, we will be flight attendents today. If you look down, you will see there are life jackets under your seats...

Dick: We're going off on some pranks today

Wally: In case of an emergency, oxygen masks will drop from overhead

Dick: The best pranks make the prenk-ee think they're going crazy, so that's the objective.

Wally: The exit doors are located there and there. And if you look in the pocket of the seat in front of you, you will see a flyer that will work you through an emergency landing...

Dick: KF is WAY into this bit

Wally: In four hours, we will be making a stop in maraco on our way to STUD ISLAND

Dick: Can you shut the hell up for one second?

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"I want more of this prime content. They are adorable"

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Dick: Before I crack open KF's skull, let's go fuck with Artemis.

*Cut to the camera, presumably concealed, in the kitchen Artemis enteres*

Wally: You can only say no once. Are you a lesbian?

Artemis: No.

Wally: Are you lying?

Aremis: ...Fuck you

Wally: okay, but seriously, can you pass the soup

Atremis:*looks around* the huh?

Wally:*Pointing over the fridge* the Soup!

Artemis: Cereal?

Wally: Well It's only cereal until you add the broth

Artemis: ...get it yourself

Wally:*grabs the cereal and pours it in a bowl* Cereal. *he also grabs orange juice and pours it in too* Broth. That makes soup!

Artemis: ...Kay... Well... oh! Robin, what's up?

Dick: Nothing. Hey, that looks good. FK, can you pass the soup matirials

Artemis: *She's starting to look concerned* FK? Don't you mean KF? Like, Kid Flash? And why do you keep calling that soup?

Dick: We call it soup because if it had milk, then it'd be stew.

Artemis: What the actual fuck.

Dick: I don't know. FK, is saturday the only month of the decade?

Wally: Nah, that's 121 Atkinson road. The month of the year is chaii

Artemis: Uhhhhhhhh... no. Never mind. NOPE. Catch you two in a depths of hell.

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"They are suspiciously good at that." Arthur observed.

"What a specific skill set!"

"Yeah, it's a little concerning that they are so good, at pretending to be crazy." Barry grinned. He knew Wally well, this was the sort of thing he enjoyed.

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*Cut to later, Conner is quietly filing a glass of water. He turns away to put it on the counter, and an arm sticks out and places another water glass on the counter. Conner turns back and sees the second glass, Wally sweiftly sneaks up and took the first glass, leaving with it. This repeats two or three times, and Conner is confused and frustrated. The last time, he picks up the glass and doubles back it time to see Dick gently push the copbord door open to replace it. Conner slams the door gently on his arm*

Dick: OW! BITCH!

Conner: Stop wasting water.

Wally: *Running into frame to check on Dick* We're not wasting it! We're using it to fill a kiddie pool... very slowly.

Conner: Stop being like this. Please.

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The video was cut off by a notification for a livestream. A livestream by the team. The were going live even though they were grounded from each other.

The league needed to watch this. The stream was titled; 'We all want to date Zeffron? (Game night livestream)'. 

It began less than five minutes after they joined.

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*The girls and Conner are on the couch, Artemis is working the moniter. Kaldur isn't in sight, but Wally and Dick are serenading each other with 'Gotta Go My Own Way'. Artemis realizes that they are live and jumps back*

Artemis: WE'RE LIVE! Hey, welcome to our game night live stream.

Wally: WHAT ABOUT US, WHAT ABOUT EVERYTHING WE'VE BEEN THROUGH?

Dick: BUT WHAT ABOUT TRUST?

Artemis: GUYS, SHUT UP! *She clears her throat* Let's try that again. Hey, welcome to our game night livestream. I'm sure you all knopw who we are, but Let's do some introductions! Hi, I am wearing Kakis!

M'gann:*Catching on* I'm renowned newspaper journalist Clark Kent of the Daily Planet, Metropolis!

Dick: Nice to see you all. I slammed the door after arguing with my dad, and now I'm grounded

Wally: Sup, I'm actually a Marsupial.

Kaldur:*Strolls into frame* I am being manipulated by the world's governments

Conner: I'm superboy, and that sentence is joke enough.

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"Is-is this a thing?" Barry asked, genuinely confused. "Joke introductions?"

"Couldn't say." Dianah commented. "But the specificity of Dick's answer was a little sus."

"Sus?"

"Yeah sus, it's slang..." She replied. They all stared at her like she was crazy. "It means, like, suspicious and shady. I think it has a few meanings, though."

"You're spending two much time around the team." Olivert laughed.

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Artemis: What a vibe. Anyways, we haven't had a single mission in AGES!

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"Because you're all grounded."

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Artemis: So today, we're doing what all teens do in their spare time. And it's not smoking, drinking or having unsafe sex.

Conner:*Lifting a box into view* We're playing High School Musical Mystery Date. 

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"OH. MY. GOD."

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Dick: I brought a pink fandora just for this!

M'gann: Tell us, Artemis, where did you get this?

Artemis: Thanks for saying your line, Ms. M. *They both laugh* I got this for free at a garage sale Four YEARS Ago. And I've never played it, so let's crack this badboy open!

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They watched, mildly amused for about ten minutes before they remembered that they were still angry at the kids.

"They aren't supposed to be together." Bruce finally pointed out.

"Yes. I just we should tell them to stop the stream." Dianah sighed. It was fun watching six kids geek out and have fun.

"We don't need to stop them..."

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Conner:*Reading off a card* Trade a card with the person on your right. *He turns to Kaldur* I'll take your Kareoke dress for a basketball.

*They all freeze as the computer announces an arrivel*

Artemis: SHIT! I knew we should have done this in your room!

Dianah:*Struts up to the couch* Hey team, don't mind me, I'm just here to let you know not to stay up to late. Also, you know either Red Arrow or one of the league needs to be here. *She said that part quietly. ALL Six Kids look horified* Enjoy your game. Oh, Robin. *She quieted down again, so the mic wouldn't be able to pick it up* When you're done, Batman wants to talk, it sounds important.

*Dick goes completely pale, the eventually turned pink and hid his face in his sleeve*

Kaldur:*also quietly* I'm- I'm sorry.

Dianah: It's okay. *mimes zipping her lips shut* Have fun, guys.

*The team nervously thanks her as she leaves. They don't seem to know how to continue with the game*

Conner: Kid Flash, it's your turn.