-Part 40 already! Happy pride month!- 

-This part isn't too long, but I thought it was awesome-

-A big thank you to outsidersandBTS4life for the request. Leave your requests in the comments!

They watched the whole stream, obviously. It was pretty funny, especially watching the teens got all uncomfortable and embarrassed while Dianah called them out During A Livestream.

the team all shouted goodbye and ended the stream to go home (they didn't mention it, but they were all grounded AND late for curfew). They were all in SOO much trouble later. 

"How long have we been watching these?"Oliver yawned.

"Too long. Hey, that looks good!"

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Artemis: A fuck ton of you wanted to know what a day looks like to us, So we vlogged it. And by "We", I mean Aqualad. Here's that cursed footage.

*Cut to a different recording. Kaldur is filming*

Kaldur: It is currently four-fifteen, the team is out of school and we've had our early training. we can't leave as we have a mission in a few hours, so this is what we do before an assignment. 

*he approaches Conner and M'gann. They're cuddling on the couch, watching TV*

Kaldur: What are you watching?

Conner: I don't know.

M'gann: He never gets to pick. If he did, we'd just watch the DVD screensaver for hours.

Conner: So, What ARE we watching?

M'gann:*Cuddles closer to him* I Dunno.

*The camera is now on Wally, who stands by a second hand electric keyboard. Dick is leaning against the wall next to him*

Wally: I'm learning a song!

Kaldur: What is it?

Wally: 'My Whole Family' by Bo Burnham. *He plays about six counts of the chorus* That's all I've got.

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"Wonderful."

"Isn't that the song about everyone thinking he's gay?"

"...Yeah, I think it is."

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Wally: I've been learning it for ten minutes, so, yeah. I'm bassically an ingenue

*Dick lets out a low whine and turns away*

Wally: Dude, what's up?

Dick: Mnhnm!

Wally: Gimme a hint here.

Dick: DROP DEAD, MORON.

Wally: oh, He's just tired.

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"HOW-"

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Dick: No shit, I have patrol at night and school during the day. And now we have training AND a mission.

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"When does he sleep?"

"In general, adolescents require a minimum of eight to Twelve hours of sleep nightly." Dianah stated, she had a feeling this kid got four hours, max.

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Wally: Take a nap or something

Dick: mNo! I'll get in trouble if I'm still asleep during breifing

Wally: *Lugs Dick off the floor* Come on. Ms. M, can we use a spare room?

M'gann: Sure.

*Wally Hauls Dick out of the room and out of sight. Artemis enters,cradling a mug and looking confused. She checks the time*

Artemis: Eyy, Four-twenty, Blaze it!

Kaldur: I'm filming something, doo you have a comment about our current situation?

Artemis: YES! *Puts down mug* Which of you scurvy little bitch boys told the league about our TikTok? Cause if ever find out who snitched, I'm going to murder you, and I'm going to throw you in a meat grinder and make you into the cheap prossessed meat they sell in the dollar section! *Picks up mug* I swear to fuck, if the league ever finds our youtube, I'll kill ALL OF YOU.

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Barry looked genuinly concerned. "...She's good..."

"Yep, Artemis is terrifying." Ollie confirmed. "Yesterday she threatened to tear out my spine... the threat was anatomically correct."

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Kaldur: Thank you for the statement.

Artemis:This is going on youtube, right?

Kaldur: Yes.

Artemis: GOOD.

*Cut to a few minutes later. Kaldur is secretly filming as Artemis tapes someing to the spare room door.*

Kaldur: *Whispering* Four-forty-five.

*She runs off and Kaldur approaches. The sign says: 'Do Not Enter: Edgy Bitch is Asleep'.*

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"Rude." She mentor didn't look disappointed at all. 

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*another cut. The team has all assembled in the girl's change room. They're all changed already, so it's mostly just small things: Pulling hair back, putting on lib balm, hair gel, you get the idea. They're blasting One Direction.*

Kaldur: Five-ten. 

Robin: *Enters, he looks very sleepy* Can you keep it down?

Wally: Guys, Robin's up!

*They all cheer. Dick looks down, uncomfortably*

Wally: Dude, do your hair, briefing is in thirty minutes...

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"Okay... That's kind of adorable." Barry sighed, the team's dynamic at the moment was super energetic. "It's fun to watch them just being friends."

"That's the best... well, only good part about spending so much time around them." Dianah was only half kidding.

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*Cut again, The team is in the main room. You can see Dianah in the corner of the frame*

Kaldur: Five thirty pm. Warming up.

Wally: Can we play music?

Dianah:*Barely audible* sure.

Artemis: uh, None of your sucky music, please

Wally: My music is WAY better than yours!

Artemis: You listen to Spice Girls

Wally: At least it's not Ed Sheran! What kind of energy do you get from that?

Artemis: Well, We could listen to EDM! That's pretty okay.

Dick: Can't we just listen to something cool? Teen Beach Movie?

Wally/Artemis: NO!

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Dianah sighed, this was a less-good thing about teaching the kids. "They have that argument every day. It always lasts about twenty minutes..."

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*Cut, They're now in the Bioship. They're blasting Country Roads, everyone, especially Wally and Dick are singing like it's a karaoke track*

Kaldur: six pm. We're heading on our mission we'll film more afterwards...

*Dick and Wally begin belting the chorus at each other*

*Cut to later, The team has showered, and is covered in scratches and bandages*

Conner: eleven-forty pm. The league has not dismissed us yet.

Wally: I feel like I'm waiting for my mom to pick me up from middle-school but she's running late.

Artemis:We got in trouble for having an After Party. so, what are we drinking?

Dick:La Croix!

Artemis: What are we eating?

Dick: ...Ritz Crackers!

Artemis: That's right, if it's good enough for a suburban white dad, it's good enough for us!

Dick: it's the only thing in the kitchen so we're starving.

Wally: They Don't Feed us enough! We just had a five hour mission in the rain and mud and We're HUNGRY

M'gann:It's not just Kid Flash, I almost fainted just now.

Conner: I don't know where the league is, I'm tired.

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"Poor kids." Dianah admitted, this mission had been three weeks ago, the league had been busy while they were gone.

"I don't think they would like it too much if they heard you say that..."  

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Kaldur: twelve-five. I don't know where the league is, but I hope they get back soon. *He pans across the room, the team is fast asleep on the sofa, a movie flashing on the screen. Dick looks anemic, now that he's changed, you can see that both him and M'gann and covered in bandages*

Kaldur: Essentially, That's a day with the team. Now, I think I'll let them sleep.

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"They're very comfortable sleeping around each other."

"They must be," Dianah replied. "I've caught them sleeping in a pile about six times."

It was true... they many times had to peel their kids off each other. Still, they conidered it immature (and generally stupid) for them to all let their guards down at the same time.

The next part was a sequal to one they'd watched recently.

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*Dick is sitting on the couch wearing the same blonde wig*

Dick: Hi, guys, I'm mad. today I'm going to be ranting about cyber bullying

*Wally falls into frame*

Wally: Gotcha! You thought This was Artemis' review series! But this is just Robin in a wig

Dick: Yeah, Arty would NEVER talk about anything serious!

Wally: We pranked you, and now, we're pranking the team!

Dick: That's right! We're going to destroy the trust in our group dynamic!

Wally: We want to ensure our close friends don't feel Emotionally or physically safe around each other!

Dick: So, if you're an A.I. crazed scientist, give up. We're destroying opur team without you!

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"cute." Oliver snarked. "They're honest about their intentions..."

"The sarcasm isn't infectious, clearly."

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Wally:*Laughing* Yep, if you're an ice themed villain, don't bother. We beat you to it

Dick: Let's Ruin our friendships!

*Both cheer. Cut to the two in the living room, Dick is on Wally's shoulders, pulling open a thin ceiling vent. He throws down the grate and crawls in. The computer announces an arrivel and Wally throws himself behind the couch. Artemis enters*

Artemis: Any one home today?

*Both jump out*

Dick/Wally: WHY WEREN'T YOU AT ELF PRACTICE?!?!

*Artemis shrieks and stumbles backwards. She bursts into involentary cackles of laughter*

Artemis: HOLY-! YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME!

Dick: Well how am I supposed to drop out of the ceiling and Not scare the shit outta you?!

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"Fair point"

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Artemis: Are the others back yet?

Wally: Nah, wanna help us get them?

Artemis: Hell Yes, you psychos! Where's the camera *She turns and waves, grinning, as Wally points it out* I'll do the kitchen table!

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"Like I said," Oliver confirmed. "Artemis is crazy. But she's also fifteen."

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*cut to a few minutes, they're chatting, Dick leaning out of the vent to do so. The computer announces Aqualad's arrival. They duck into their hiding spots.*

*Kaldur was clearly put off by the silence. He imidiately drew his weapons*

Wally/Dick/Artemis: WHY WEREN'T YOU AT ELF PRACTICE?!?!

*Kaldur starts violently. Realizes it's them, Sighes, and leaves again. All three go silent, and fall into fits of giggles*

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"A reasonable reaction." Arthur smiled a little.

"He's a very responsible team leader." DIanah praised (Kaldur helped her control his youngers, for which she's ever glad).

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*There are a few more cuts of the kids chatting until, FINALLY, Conner and M'gann got home. They all hid as soon as the arrivals were announced*

Conner: -really good.

M'gann: Aw! Thanks! *looks around* Is no one here yet?

*Wally, Dick, and Artemis jump out and try to shout at them. Conner was shocked and impulsively swung at the demon/gremlin who'd just fallen out of the ceiling. They go completely silent as the thirteen-year-old looked down as his nose begins flowing blood.*

Dick: Uh oh. *A little blood drizzles from his mouth* That's... that's a lot of blood... *the pain finally hits him and he let's out a whine, crippling to the floor*

Wally: DUDE! 

Artemis: What the hell SUPERboy! That punch could fucking kill him!

Conner:... Oh wow. OH GOD! Are you okay?

Dick: *Panting for breath under a waterfall of blood* yea.

Wally: Uh... we gotta stop the bleeding. Arty, paper towels! Now!

*It cuts away to a pic of Dick, holding up a peace sign in the med bay with Wally, clutching medical gaws over his mouth/nose. There's some text that says 'that was stupid, don't do that', and the video ends*

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"I hope he was okay? When was this posted?" Dianah quickly checked and sighed. "Two weeks ago. So it didn't have any lating effects."

Bruce was NOT satisfied with this ending. "At that force, Superboy could have easily fractured his jaw."

"We're lucky it didn't." She confirmed, knowing the boy's strength quite well. "We should talk to them about this too."

Oliver took out his phone. "We should start writing down why we're mad so we don't forget to yell at them about it."

-EDIT: I'm working on part Six of  the Deaged series. Ideas are gladly excepted (I don't even have a  cast yet, lol)-