TikTok is hypnotic, the league was watching a 10+ minute compilation, and didn't even notice how long they'd been watching.

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*Wally is holding the camera, standing close to Dick and Conner*

Dick: we just realized that the way Superboy's brain is hardwired, he can say ANY word backwards.

Wally:SB, what's the opposite of computer

Conner: re-up-moc

Dick: what's Radio Shack backwards?

Conner:kc-ahs-oid-ar

*both Dick and Wally are laughing at this point, Conner is  just confused and distractd*

Wally: what's the oppisite Jack Bauer

Conner: re-uab-k-caj

Dick:what's the opposite of Kid Flash

Conner: attractive

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"Damn, he didn't even have to think for that one..."

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*Wally has the camera poised on Dick, around a doorframe. Dick does not see him, he's blasting 'Get Down'*

Wally: he's been doing this for ten minutes and I'm worried.

*at the climax of the song, Dick proceeds to perform a VERY professional death drop*

Wally:*pulls camera away* holy shit

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Most of them were just impressed, they knew he was a gymnast, but a dancer? Where did he learn that?

Bruce knew exactly where he learned that; it started with Harley and ended with Quinn.

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Dick: it's fun to have non-human teammates because We get to teach them teenage culture. AquaLad, What happened to the birds?

Kaldur: All the birds died in 1986 due to Reagan killing them, and replacing them with spies that are now watching us. The birds work for the bourgeoisie.

Dick:Ms. M! *He predends to toss something at her*

*M'gann hits the whoa*

M'gann:WHOA!

Dick: SB! You're in a hot tub with your bro, how close can you sit?

Conner:five feet apart, anything else is gay.

Dick: I LOVE these three!

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"I-" Oliver looked down  regretfully. "Am I old?"

"If you are, then I guess I am too." Barry admitted. "I didn't understand a word of that."

"I understood exactly two words of that." Dianah sighed. 

"That's because you spend so much time with the team." The first leaguer answered. 

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*It's clearly late at night, M'gann was filming the others, they're all in costume, sipping slurpees and playing around an elementary school playground*

M'gann:despite appearances, we're actually pretty mature. Right, guys?

Wally: yeah, Artemis is high as a KITE

Artemis:*sitting on the slide* I fucking guess so

Robin:*hanging upside down* SuperB is drinking redbull and VODKA!

Conner: I'm still not drunk, this isn't a good time for me.

M'gann: ...and AquaLad our democratically elected adult tonight

Kaldur:*gently sitting on a swing* I don't know when the league will be back, I just hope it's before they get themselves killed

M'gann:*flipping the camera* and That's what our after parties are like!

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They tried not to look as shocked as they were.

"No, actually, I'm not surprised." Oliver sighed. "I think I knew that Artemis smokes. -Like, I know about her spam account."

Daddybats was activated. He and his kid were definitely having a talk about this later. At least most of the team was sober, and at least he had the solice that Kaldur wouldn't let a thirteen-year-old kid drink or smoke. Still, the team would be in trouble because of this.

"I think I'll ask them about this later." Dianah said, a little scornfully. if this is what happens when they're unsupervised then they wouldn't be unsupervised.

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*Roy, Artemis, and Wally are filming, they look like they did in one of the earlier tiktoks*

Roy: this is the part two of fucking with Robin while he's on painkillers

*they push into the med bay, Robin is struggling to hold his water bottle still in his shakey hands*

Wally:Rob, think fast! Favourite flavor of the alphabet, Red or Blue?

Dick:*extremely stressed out* ...wHat? Red?

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"Poor baby." Dianah cooed, feeling genuinely sorry for the boy. They watched on, entranced and very concerned for the youth. The team always pretended to be more mature around the league, amd it was kind of fun yo watch them being chaotic and childish, and just having fun. 

The computer announced an arrival.

"Hey what's..." Roy's voice trailed off. "Shit." He watched them glance over at him, a compilation of the kid's tiktoks.

"Hey, Roy." His ex-mentor leaned casually against the desk. 

Eventually, words found the redhead. "Oh, this is gonna be fun..."

-I'll likely do a part of the team's afterparty. maybe even a third TikTok part Ft. the team-