-This is partially set up for tomorrow's fathers' day special-

The team had recently posted to their TikTok, which they knew because Oliver made a decoy account to follow them. At the moment, it was only him, Dianah, and Barry in the watch tower. 

So, they desided to check it out. At this point, it was less about monitoring what they posted, and more about enjoying their cringy, confusing humor.

-

Artemis: Aqualad, can I ask you a question?

Kaldur: I'm a little preoccupied, can it wait?

Artemis: It'll only take a second.

Kaldur: Fine.

Artemis: Are hoes mad?

Kaldur:*Deep sigh* 

Kaldur: Well, all of our statistical analytics show that: yes, hoes are, infact, mad.

Artemis: *Under her breath* really not what I expected...

-

"Dang," The speedster observed. "I've never seen Aqualad be like that."

"Like what?" Dianah asked.

"Sassy."

She shrugged; at this point, she was numb to their bullshit. "The team acts a lot different when they aren't around the league."

"Like this?"

"Well, they're very... immature, and unpredictable." She didn't know how to describe the fact that they were all walking shitposts.

-

*Zatanna is fliming, she approaches Dick, who's working busily at a computer*

Zatanna: Hey, babe, what are you-

Dick:*turns the screen away* Uhhhh

Zatanna: Whoa... you... looking at something sus, or...?

Dick: UHHHH... I'm photoshopping the ears off pictures of cats.

Zatanna:*laughing in confusion* you're what?

*Dick turns his computer screen to show her a picture of a disturbed looking cat with no ears*

Dick:*Now internally dying* This one is me.

-

"All that time he spent learning how to use computers..." 

"I don't think this is what he planned on using that knowledge for."

"He's thirteen; this is exactly what he was planning to use it for."

-

*Wally approaches Dick*

Wally: What phone is that?

Dick: Oh, it's an IPhone 11 pro, it has-

Wally: DAMN!

Artemis:*Off screen* Wow, we take Dick Pics, while this boy's out here taking Richard Photographs

-

"That is... full of Dramatic irony."

Barry was trying not to be jealous of a thirteen year old. "It hurts that I have an IPhone seven, while Dick has an IPhone 11. Pro."

"That just comes from being Bruce's kid."

-

*Artemis is filming Roy, and laughing her head off*

Artemis: Flash Boy, what did we find in RA's car.

Roy: It's not even funny, Ar-

Wally:*Giggling* Condoms! And Weed!

Roy: Guys, you're so immature, it's not even-

Artemis: What else?

Wally: FOOT AND HANDPRINTS ON THE CELING!

*Both burst into laughter*

Artemis: Bird boy, what'd'you think of this?

Robin: *Smirks* I think he was arresting your sister last night.

Artemis: *Drops camera* YOU BITCH!

*Roy picks up the camera to turn it off, muttering angrily to himself*

-

Oliver sighed. "Roy got it on IN HIS CAR?"

"Roy doesn't have his own car." Dianah pointed out.

It was a terrible realization.

-

*This TikTok seems to have been filmed mere minutes after the last one. The whole team is cramped in one of the bathrooms: M'gann and Dick are perched on the counter, Wally sits crosslegged on the cistern of the toilet, Conner and Kaldur are sitting in/ on the edge of the bathtub*

Artemis: If you've seen our last TikTok, you'll understand why we're hiding here.

Wally: RA found out he posted it, and he's out for blood.

Artemis: That's right. We don't know how long we'll have to stay in here, but the only food we have is a hershy's bar, and we're getting hungry. We'll keep you updated.

*Cut to a later, a couple of them are still chowing down on their peices of chocolate*

M'gann: We devided the chocolate, but it's not sustainable, and it's past dinner time.

Dick: We need to get KF actual food before his metabolism starts literally eating him alive.

Wally:*faintly* Way to ruin my chance with the babes

Dick: WHAT CHANCE!?

*Cut to even later*

Conner: We sent Kid on a mission to retrieve more food. He was almost caught, but made it back. The pro is that we have food *He holds up a packet of raw pasta and a can of Pringles* the Con is that Red Arrow now knows where we are, so we can't leave.

-

"This is what I imagine happening everytime we let Roy supervise the team." Dianah stated.

Ollie nodded. "This is making me doubt letting him watch them." 

-

*Even later. M'gann is pressed aginst the wall of the bathroom, pan across to the bathtub, where Dick is nursing a small fire.*

Artemis: I'm still pissed at Robin but... Rob, care to tell us what happened?

Dick: R-ed Arrow is blasting the AC to try and freeze us out.

Wally: *eating dry pasta* We don't know where the league is. We only have one phone. We're preparing to spend twelve hours in here.

Artemis: So, if this is our last upload, we're likely dead.

Dick: Avenge us! Kill Red Arrow in return!

-

"That explains several texts I got..." Oliver looked down at his messages:

Thing 2: Roy had SEX in THE CAR

Thing 2: fuck

Thing 2: rying tokill us

Thing 2: Low battery

Thing 2: 5%

Thing 2: Tell my story

-

*Completely unrelated video*

Conner: Kid, explain

Wally:*Cringing* The league was talking to us about our last mission, and Robin called me because he was running late, but I- I forgot his ringtone was "Sugar Daddy" from Hedwig and the Angry Inch...

Conner: and...

Wally: everyone looked at me, and I wasn't going to ignore him, so I picked up and... *He turns red, cringing really hard* I picked up and went 'Hi Rob' in cursive

*Artemis and Zatanna are DYING of laughter off camera*

-

"I REMEMBER THAT!" The boy's mentor exploded. 

"That was uncomfortable." Oliver observed. "A little personal..."

The team's den mother rolled her eyes a little; they were awkward hormonal teens, she knew that. They were always doing awkward things like that.

-

Artemis: IF I GET ONE MORE PERSON ASKING ME "OH, ARE YOU A SKSKSKSK VSCO GIRL?" I WILL STAB THEM! *she raises her arm to show she has a scrunchie on it* I RAN OUT OF HAIR TIES, OKAY?

-

"What is a Vsco girl?" Barry  asked.

"I do not know."

-

*The team is beaten-up and bloodied and sitting in the bioship. The bioship is in a drive through, and has shapshiped a window for them to speak through.*

Drive through lady: ...We can only serve people who are in cars.

M'gann: Please, we're tired, we're bloody, we're coming home from a mission...

Wally: And we need food.

Drive through lady: Sure. What do you want?

Wally: Oh, can I get ALL the chicken nuggets you have?

Drive through lady: I'm sorry?

Artemis: It's not a joke. He want's ALL of them

Dick: Please, Miss, I'll pay, we're just hungry!

Drive through lady: Fuck- whatever. I'll see how many we have

Wally: Thank you!

-

"He can be very persuasive." Dianah knew this as a fact; he was always batting his eyelashes and asking to be paired up with Kid Flash (Even though they weren't supposed to be paired up.

"Duh, He's Bats' kid." Barry pointed out. 

Ollie checked their TikTok feed. "Oh, that's the most recent one they've posted."

"What about their Youtube?" Dianah asked. "If they're back on TikTok, then they might be bold enough to get back on Youtube."