-Shout outs to @JRyszarda for the EPIC request. Also thanks to @outsidersandBTS4life and @WallyandDick For the ideas. This was a group project and we all followed through-

"Where WERE you? it's WELL past your curfew, and you're currently grounded, young man!" Tim scolded.

Dick scuffed his foot on the foot. "Sorry, I was with the team..."

"Yep," they both started. Jason leaned against the corner, grinning. "They were  doing a livestream for their youtube channel. I SAW them!"

"JAY!" Dick howeled. "I thought we were going to keep that a secret!"

"Oops, you thought wrong!" His elder brother replied.

"Dick, Is this true?" Tim asked, sternly. "Do you have a youtube channel?"

"His team does." Jason kicked off the rat goblin off him. "I watched the WHOLE thing. Dianah was looking good today..."

Dick turned to Tim. "PLEASE, don't tell Bruce!" He attacked his other brother's shins. "Jason you snitch!"

"Do you put your names on there?" This sounded like a major security issue.

"No way, we're not idiots! We use superhero names, and wear shades."

That was reliving at least. "And what is this channel called?" He began searching keywords on the batcomputer.

"Don't-"

Jason grinned. "JustUsLeague. They have a TikTok account too!"

"What?"

Dick tried to scurry out but Jason, being an asshole, caught him. "Stay here so you can get in trouble!"

"You're an asshole!"

"LANGUAGE! Babybird, sit." He forced Dick back towards the computer as Tim's curiosity drove him to click a video.

"NO!"

-

*Artemis is sitting on the couch with the others fooling around in the background*

Artemis: Casey Becker on twitter challenged us to make a human pyramid. So we are.

Wally: isn't that the chick from Scream?

Artemis: KF, I swear to fuck-

*the video goes into fast motion as the team discusses. Kaldur and Conner begin forming the base, they discuss more. They go back into normal speed for a few seconds*

Wally: I was going to be in the base, but I'm letting Ms. M take it.

Artemis:also, she's like, a billion times stronger than him!

Wally:...that too, I guess.

*they return to bickering, M'gann joins, forming the entire base. Wally and Artemis cautiously climb on top*

Wally:are we good?

M'gann: you're fine. 

Conner: you two aren't heavy. 

*they secure themselves and look, expectantly at Dick*

Conner:get on!

Dick: but I'm- 

Wally: ROB, YOU THINK THIS IS FUN FOR US?

Dick: I'm too heavy

M'gann: No you're not-

Dick: yeah I-

Conner: you're eighty pounds! 

Artemis: Get on here!

*Dick cautiously climbs to the top of the pyramid. The manage to hold the pose for about ten seconds, verbally rejoicing, until Wally's hand slips. They collapse into a pile, yelling at the redhead*

Artemis:Son of a-

M'gann: challenge complete!

-

"Richard! I can't believe this!" Tim exclaimed, trying to sound mad. This was hilarious, and he'd gladly watch it on his own time... but right now, his brother needed to be scolded for lying.

"Your team are cowards!" Jason said.

"HEY!" Dick shouted, personally insulted.

 "If they were as brave as you always say, then they would've done the pyramid standing up!"

"Jason!" His older brother exclaimed. "Don't encourage him to be MORE dangerous!" 

Tim didn't even realize he'd clicked on a playlist of their challenge videos.

-

*Conner is in the foreground this time*

Conner: we have a piñata. It's not really a challenge.... but we're making it one.

*cut to the team in the main room, Wally is holding an impressive store-bought Dora The Explorer piñata*

Dick: what's in it?

M'gann: i put a lot of Twix in there...

Artemis: lemme try first! 

*they all back up as she prepares to kick it* 

Artemis: take this, Mujerzuela!

*Wally flinches as she kicks the piñata from his hand*

Artemis: Mierda! She's still alive!

*Artemis is correct, the Dora piñata looks practically untouched*

-

"Blondie is my favourite" Jason declared. "She knows how to keep you fuckers in line."

Tim shot him a disapproving look.

-

Wally: My go! I'm going to pretend that she's the track captain at my school! *He takes the piñata* STOP TRYING TO RECRUIT ME! 

*Wally drop kicks the piñata, nearly decapitating M'gann*

Artemis: Holy crap!

Dick: NO WAY! *HE shows the camera that Dora is still intact*

M'gann: What?

Artemis: SORCERY! 

*She bashes the piñata into the side of the table. It's still intact. M'gann squeals in fright*

M'gann:HOW?!

-

Tim actually laughed; these were six powerful adolesents vs. A cheap piñata, and the cheap pinata was winning.

Dick squirmed uncomfortably, as he was still being forcefully held in place.

-

M'gann: Let me try. No telekenisis! 

*Artemis holds Dora and M'gann makes a weak hit*

Dick:C'mon, you can do better!

M'gann: I'm scared!

Artemis: Pretend that you just saw her un-consensually hug  Superboy

M'gann: NO!

Artemis: and-AND- she said you don't deserve to be on the cheer team

M'gann:*Gapes* ...I don't know any spanish, but-

Artemis: Cierra tu trampa!

M'gann: CIERRA TU TRAMPA, BITCH!

-

Dick giggled a little, M'gann could be hilarious. She could be terrifying, but she could be hilarious.

Tim smiled a little. "Cute. I want to meet her sometime..."

"Ew, man, she's like fourteen!" Jason exclaimed.

"You know what I mean."

-

*the piñata is dented.*

M'gann: WHAT?

Artemis: Superboy, you wanna try?

Conner: everyone else go first.

Dick:Me! me! me!

-

Dick cringed, his voice sounded like a nasally clown turtle.

"Ooh, is Dickie gonna finally succeed?" Jason grinned, revelling in his brothers discomfort.

-

*Wally holds Dora cautiously*

Wally: go for it

Dick: it's not 'too flashy'. I've been working on this outfit all week, DAD! 

*Dick punches the piñata, denting it the tiniest bit more*

Wally:*laughing* this thing is TOUGH! Aqualad?

Kaldur: I don't think I should...

Dick: c'mon PLEASE?

Artemis: don't worry, you won't be able to break it open anyways. That thing is too strong!

Wally: come on, I want candy

Kaldur:... fine.

-

"I feel that."

-

  *Kaldur takes the piñata and throws it, full force, against the side wall*

Artemis: No! 

*she runs over and shows that it's still intact. kaldur looks kind of disappointed with himself*

Wally: I think that's you, SB

Conner: *sighs* pass it here

-

"Ooooh." Jason hummed mockingly. "Shits about to get real- or, as real as your mommies and daddies will allow."

"Is that supposed to mean the league?"

-

*Conner inernalizes his anger and smashes Dora's face into the floor. The piñata splits open*

Artemis: Lo siento, Dora!

*they lunge forwards and begin tearing the piñata open like zomies*

Dick:wait, I want Reese's!

*Back to Conner, a lolipop stick in his mouth. You can here the others still fighting over candy*

Conner: this was a mistake.

*video abruptly ends*

-

"You're back."

Even Jason jumped a little. Damian could really scare th shit out of them.

"Yeah..." Dick tried again to pull away from his brother's grip. Jason was distracted, so it worked. He hurried towards the exit, but his eldest brother blocked his path.

"What's going on?"

"Dick's team has a YOUTUBE CHANNEL!"

"So?"

"SO? What do you mean?"

"He doesn't have to tell you everything." Damian already knew his brother's team was online.

"You knew too?" Tim exploded. "Who was going to tell me? This is a major security issue!"

"Chill, Tim." Jason paced over to the youngest brother, who was trying to inch out the door. "Let's watch another."

Dick tried to escape again. "No."

"Oh come on, there's nothing Too incriminating here, right?"

-

*Artemis is filming, camera pointing at the team, chilling around the livingroom and kitchenette.*

Artemis: Let's test they're reaction speed.

Conner:*Looks up* Are you filming something?

Artemis: No...

Conner: I can literally hear you from back here.

Artemis ...The Floor is Lava!

*Conner stays seated where he is, Wally leaps for the couch, and Dick hops casually on top of the fridge. M'gann is confused, but she hovers off the floor a couple inches*

Artemis: Ms. M, that was NOT very cash money of you.

Dick: That's chjeating, be scared like the rest of us.

M'gann: I've saved you all from lava several times.

-

"I like her too." Tim desided. "Your teammates are... cute."

"DUDE, AGAIN, THEY'RE LIKE TWELVE." Jason hounded.

"You know what, I-" He inhaled. "I know you're just trying to get a raise out of me."

"No, I'm protecting the youth!"

Dick whined. "I hate this. I hate this. I HATE THIS!"

Damian sighed deeply, he couldn't handle his stupid brothers.

-

*The team is now on the edge of the primary school field, by the play ground and sandbox and such. Artemis and Wally are arguing, Robin is on the phone, talking intently. M'gann is filming*

M'gann: Guys? Is the floor lava?

*The team understands regardless. Wally darts to the play ground with a couple of his teammates, Artemis clasps at the slanted poles of the swingset. Dick turns to her desperately and mouths: "it's important"*

M'gann: Sorry!

*Dick throws himself at the chainlink fence and began climbing desperately, trying to maintain a casual conversation over the phone*

-

"So that's what that was about." Jason laughed. "I thought Wally slapped your ass or something.

"JAY!" Dick hid his face and pressed himself against the wall, wanting to faze through it.

Tim grabbed his youngest brother's shoulders. "JASON, THEY'RE LIKE TEN!"

"I- I see what you did there."

-

*different video. the team is still in the park, only it's more populated. conner is silently filming as Robin and Artemis are arguing*

Artemis: I'm just saying, spaghetti noodles should be snapped in half-

Robin: whole noodles!

Artemis: well, when your choking on you long noodles, remember that I was right.

Robin: THIS IS WHY MOM AND DAD GOT A DIVORCE.

-

"What the hell is that?" Jason laughed.

"Improv..." the youngest shrugged shyly.

"You're playing pretend in the park?" Damian asked.

"We'll it sounds weird when you say that!" His brother declared.

Tim leant against the wall. "It sounds when he doesn't."

-

*a nearby elderly couple is now openly eavesdropping. The man leaning over the bench to hear the fight better. Artemis, master of improv she is, follows along*

Artemis:...I can't Belive this! You have the balls to BURN the kitchen down and ruin our family AND you still keep your noodles whole!

Robin: you put is in financial trouble with your... medical... school....

Artemis: *with melodrama* yeah, do you realize how dangerous whole noodles are? I'm trying to protect the only family I have left

*Dick genuinely doesn't know ho to reply, he's very close to breaking character*

Dick:no... you!

*Wally is stiffling laugher off camera. Conner pans discreteely across to the elderly couple and a horrified woman walking her dog. Artemis is almost in tears, holding back laughter.*

Artemis:let's... GO! we'll talk about this in the studio! *she begins hauling the boy towards the gate, breaking character a little*

Dick: DAD Loves me more!

Artemis: Dad has been in prison since 1989! 

*she throws him onto the dirt and looses her composure, laughing. The elderly couple hurriedly looks away and the dog-walking lady looks at the teens like theyre insane.*

Wally: Scene! Rob, are you okay?

-

"BOYFRIENDS! BOYFRIENDS! BOYFRIENDS!"

"We're NOT boyfriends! We're straight!"

"Dick, despite what's in the video, you are not a good actor."

-

*Dick pulls himself up, and tries to dust off his hoodie.*

Dick:yep. Kinda hurt my feelings, though

Artemis: sorry.

Dick: GOTCHA! My feelings are INTACT! *he sprints up onto the play structure with Artemis on his heels*

-

"Manipulative fuck!" Jason slapped the back of his head. 

Tim pushed Jason off Dick. "Please, don't do that when you're out with us. Please." 

"Okay..." the youngest boy kicked the floor a little. 

"Dickie, we HAVE to do that!" Jason yelled. "When Tim has friends over!"

"No! Don't you dare." Their brother shouted. He sighed deeply. "I can't wait to move out..."

"I'm going." Damian stated, having had enough of his brothers. 

"Don't tell Bruce about... this, please." The youngest brother begged.

Damian turned at the last minute. "Father already knows, he was who told me about it. Goodbya." He lauched himself fom the room, leaving Dick petrified in shock.

-coming soon: a currently untitled part where the team stays the night at the mountain, binges true crime shows, and ends up scared of their own shadows-