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"I love you."

"I love you too."

"No, Rob," Wally looked at him earnestly and hauled himself up, onto his knees. "I Like you."

Dick gasped. He was so shocked he stumbled backwards into his adopted father.

"Like, you LIKE like me, or..."

"I LIKE like you!" Wally assured quietly.

"Aw fuck." Dick stated. He frowned in confussion. "But... Same, I think."

"Same?" 

"Yeah..." Dick looked like be was deep in thought, a smile growning across his face. "I Like like you, too!"

Bruce grabbed his kid's arm. The boy was thoroughly drunk. "Remove the spell." He ordered.

"I-I can't" Zatanna admitted. "It has to wear off over the course of a couple hours..."

He gripped his son's arm, his son had probably already shared too much. He was intoxicated and needed to go home. "Robin, come."

Dick turned to him, looking frightened. "DON'T BE MAD! Please don't hate me! Please no! I know I shouldn't LIKE like boys! Please don't hate me!" He sounded like he might just burst into tears. He was Very drunk.

"I'm calling your mentors to collect you." This was met with a chorus of screams and pleads for salvation.

Bruce hauled Dick back to the batcave, through the zetabeam. He was immidiately depressed that his Son assumed he'd be disowned everytime his father said his name. Dick got drunk and expressed affection for a boy, and seemed like he now feared for his life.

"Please!" He begged. "I'm sorry! I'll stop. I'll never do it again!"

"You'll never do what?"

"LIKE BOYS!" He screamed desperately.

This almost warented a dry laugh, but was vvery sad.

"You're drunk, you don't know what I'm saying." Bruce stated.

Dick's mind was a bit screwed up, He began arguing against himself. "NO! I was telling the truth! I do like him! But I won't- I will make myself stop! But I do like him, I was telling the truth- but I'll make myself stop..."

"Dick."

She dropped to the floor, shying away. "I'msorryImsoorimsorryimsorry!"

"Go to bed, We'll talk in the morning."

IMIDIATELY, Dick began panicking and dry sobbing. He was terrified of what would happen in the morning.

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"Whoa, Wally." Zatanna stated. "That's pretty fuckin gay."

Wally was pacing, muttering that his dad was going to kill him.

Kaldur had been trying to sober up since the moment he realized he was drunk. He was scared, even though it was basically a given that Aquaman was going to laugh about this... to him that was just as bad.

It wasn't Artemis' first rodeo. It wasn't even her second. She was trying to induce vommiting and calling Roy, begging him to help them. Roy laughed at her and hung up. She was going to KILL him! Well, right after Ollie killed him for hiding his boize in the cave... she dialled another number and put on a hurt voice.

"Ollie? Help! We wanted to drink some soda, but... I hope Roy doesn't get in trouble for this..."

Conner and M'gann weren't worried for themselves; what was superman going to do? Double-neglect his son? But M'gann was trying to bring everyone back to their normal state so they wouldn't get in trouble.

"Wally, if you're worried that your dad will be mad about the alcohol, you can sleep here..."

"It's not about the alcohol- well, it is- but it's also about....THE GAY?!"

"Okay, calm down." She stated. "Your being gay does not affect me, but I do care, and you can take the couch. We won't tell anyone, your dad won't know..."

"We HAVE to tell people, we psyically can't help it!"

"Then, no one bring up the subject, we need  to tell them if no one asks!" She sat Wally down, he was nearly having a breakdown. "STOP CRYING! I don't do crying, I pretend to, but I can't." She begged.

He sniffed and wiped his nose with the back of his hand. "I'm drunk."

"Yep, you are. You're drunk and gay... JUST LIKE ME!" Well... Bisexual." Zatanna replied. "Let's be kinda gay together until we're sober."

M'gann let go of Wally's arm and let Zatanna take him. Wally looked at her and nodded a little, biting his lip. "Okay, let's be gay."

Zatanna leaned against him. "...Artemis is SO Beautiful!"

Wally nodded. "Yeah, Rob's a real piece of work... FUCKING HOT!"