How to Be Stupid and Immature (a Guide by the Team)

-this one goes out to you, @outsidersandBTS4life!-


The Team was always fighting to be included with the league, so when they were told to attend a league meeting, they were enthused.... Until they got there

It was SO boring! 

They got yelled at everytime they whispered back and forth. It was M'gann's Idea to open the mindlike, she saw how uncomfortable the others were and just wanted to check it. Kaldur, for his part, was trying to listen to the league, but after two hours, even he was struggling. 

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M'gann: Hello?

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All five started awake, frightened by the voice in their heads.

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M'gann: Sorry to surprise you... I just wanted to see if everyone was okay.

Wally: BORED!

Artemis: So Bored.

Conner: I've been better.

Robin: Well, I'm fine

Wally: BS! You're just as tired as me!

Kaldur:I'm having trouble keeping up with the meeting.

M'gann: Can you explain what's happening?

Kaldur: The'yre explaining how our latest mission relates to what the league is working on.

Wally: So... YEP! Boring.

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The league started to look around at them, the team kept glancing back and forth at each other, but pretended to pay attention.

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Wally: Hey, Rob?

Dick: What?

Wally: Does Superman need glasses? Like, does he NEED them? Or does his Secret ID just... wear them, for fun.

Dick: ...Oh fuck, I never thought about that. What about contact lenses?

Wally: They'd keep falling out. -besides, they would melt when he used heat vision...

Dick: ...Damn...

Conner: Superman's ID wears glasses?

Dick: This isn't For you. This is just us having an intelectual debate.

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Bruce was still talking, but had noticed the kids spacing out a little. He subtly began changing details; making slightly incorrect statements about the mission to see if the kids would correct him. The others started catching on to what he was doing.

The kids didn't correct him.

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M'gann:...

Kaldur...

Artemis:...

Artemis:... we're going on a trip in our favourite rocket ship-

Dick/Artemis/Wally: ZOOMING THROUGH THE SKY, LITTLE EINSTEINS-

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Bruce tried to call their attention back. 

"Yeah?" Dick asked, pretending he'd been paying attention the whole time. 

"I need your full attention." His mentor glared around at the kids, who were feigning innocence. "This is a serious meeting, and I expect you to take your duties seriously."

They all nodded solemnly as possible, trying to keep straight faces. It was hard since they were immature children.

"Yessir." Wally's attempt at speaking normally almost made them laugh.

"Your work could save lives." Bruce stated, glaring down all six of them simultatiousnly. "We obviously cannot trust governments to enforce the justice as needed."

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Artemis:.....man, I'm sorry, but, This guy's Justice boner...

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"ARTEMIS!" Dick screamed aloud.

Wally LOST IT. He fell forwards onto the table, Dick followed. They were doubled over, smacking their fists on the table and LAUGHING.

It only took the boys laughing to make Artemis, Conner, and M'gann to loose it too. Kaldur tried to keep composure, but couldn't stop himself from grinning at his teammates. he strategically placed his hand over the lower half of his face, eyes squinted shut with simultaneous cringe and comedy.

It took the kids easily two long minutes to calm down, they spent that entire time laughing hysterically and shouting back and forth.

The league was... jarred by their protégée's sudden bout of mania. The kids were too excited to explain.

Bruce demanded their attention. They all turned, still giggling. "What happened?"

"What?" Conner asked.

"Nothing." Artemis grinned.

"Robin," His mentor ordered. "That happened?"

"N-nothing. Nothing." Dick squealed. "Just... tired."

The others fell back into laughing at his terrible excuse. 

Bruce was DONE with this, he turned to J'onn expectantly.

"They were being immature over Ms. Martian's mindlink." He explained, he didn't know what they'd said but he knew they'd been childish and not been paying attention.

"If you're not taking this meeting seriously. You're all very welcome to leave." It wasn't an option, and none of their mentors needed them to stay. The kids got up and started slinking out. 

"Man," Wally grunted. "Him and his Justice-"

They practically collapsed to the floor, hyperventilating. Dick was literally wiping tears of laughter from under his mask, shouting at the team. Even Conner was in stitches.

The six of them couldn't even make it to the zetabeam and spent another couple minutes sitting on the linoleum, giggling. Before Kaldur, still smiling and speaking in short sentences, convinced the to crawl back to mountain.

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