Headcanons (WIP)

-Just some cute headcanons I came up with for the team. Just let me know which of these you want to see in future oneshots-


1) Conner and M'gann talk aloud to Wolf when they're home alone and are scared they'll get caught some day


2) Conner may have anger issues, but he has also been caught on camera being affectionate to Wolf (head pats, forhead kisses, etc)


3) The team on long stakeouts and late meetings playing Stella Stell Ola 


4) All boldly claiming they aren't scared of anything, and then getting very scared


5) Artemis being the 'edgy, threatening, downtown kid', And using it to walk with Dick so he's less paranoid of being mugged/kidnapped.


 6) Artemis being the 'edgy, dangerous, downtown kid'. but actually being hella soft.


7)The kids showing Kaldur media about Atlantis, and having him rate them on how accuruate they are.


8) Dick always offering to pay and the others telling him to save his money.


9) His parents don't show up, but the team goes to support Wally at a science fair, he gets really excited and declares them his unofficial family.


10) M'gann watches Xfiles and Ancient Aliens, and saying "I know not ALL non-human people Feel this way, but MY experience is..."


11) Bruce thought a lot of movies were Inappropriate for Dick. so, Artemis and Wally go Crazy cause no one on the team gets their movie references 


12) Artemis and Wally making everyone sit down and watch their beloved 90s/2000s movies


13) Hide and seek, except they make Dick seek and he gets pissy that he can't hide.


14) M'gann making a huge bowl of chocolate frosting just cause


15) Zatanna coming over, and everyone making a cult circle (complete with red and black candles), where they just chat and gossip about the league


16) Dick and Wally having 'insult competitions', where they just roast each other. Then getting really defensive whenever anyone else roasts them


17) Roy being the only teen with an actual license. When They ask him for a lift, he blasts Kidsbop when picking them up/dropping them off to embarrass them.


18) Kaldur intentionally holding back so the younger kids can win


19) The team finds out Dick's (non-patrol) bedtime and starts enforcing it


20)The league picking them up and just being like: "What Have you eaten today?" 


21) the team trying to keep a straight face and pretend to pay attention when they're included in league meetings, but actually just spacing out and being immature over the mindlink


22) People falling asleep and dreaming while over mindlink, and everyone getting uncomfortable the next morning.


23) Roy being angry and disrespectful to the league, but simultaneously being a total mom to the team. He curses the league but is also like "oh, you need food? There's a Clif bar in the glove box."


24) Wally's metabolism making him got really faint, so food is in basically everyroom in the mountain


25) M'gann always falls for Ligma and Dickfor and stuff, but no one wants to do that to her


26) the teens on redbull, not knowing they're being filmed, and just doing dumb shit like pretending to make out and learning to walk in high heels


27) M'gann starts knitting on stakeouts and makes everyone knitted clothes. When the heating breaks, they wear their team sweaters


28) Robin getting braces and getting really frusterated by them.


29) Dick getting overworked and exhausted. He starts falling asleep ontop of his friends and in the bioship. Bruce gets mad at him for passing out but the team gangs up because the kid deserves to sleep.


30) the team getting covered in trackers cause they keep disappearing. They find out and get really mad at the league cause... privacy


31) Wolf playing with Robin and nearly crushing him.


32) Zatanna casting a spell to make them tell the truth during truth or dare


33) Roy letting them that they can drink while he's babysitting, so long as they're safe


34) everyone thrift shopping and Robin being completely unable to find ANYTHING his size... until he's taken to the 7-10 boy's section


35)Conner arguing with other dog owners because WOLF HAS A LEASH, HE'S ALLOWED TO BE AT THE PARK


36) the girls are 100% chill with Robin being present while they're changing. He can't fingire out why


37) Kaldur panicking cause the five others always run across the street without checking both ways/ never tie their shoes


38) Whenever ANYTHING goes wrong, someone says "THanKs Speedy!"


39)Dick gets heelies and is a hazzard to himself and others


40) while the league is meeting in the mountain, they just hide in a side room and play video games. One day the league finds out they're actively hiding from them.


41) Artemis and Dick always Yell at rude customers/ perverts/ racists and the rest of the team has to pull the fight apart or stop them from getting stabbed


42) Dick HATES Nyquil/Dayquil, he has to hype himself up a bunch to take the smallest bit.


43) most of the team is immune to most things, so when Artemis and Dick get sick they stay at the mountain to keep their parental figures healthy.


44)  the whole team gets SO EXCITED to go through a carwash


45)Dressing up as their mentors to make fun of them on TikTok


46) Bruce not letting Dick into the cold without SEVERAL layers and Jackets and Dick gets really embarrassed when the team Asks why he's wearing three coats


47) Artemis complains about some pervert and Dick's just like "just threaten to sue him", and she starts laughing


48) Kaldur memorizes when his teammates need to take their medication, and makes them take it, even if they insist that they're fine. Like; 'no, M'gann, You NEED to take your birth control!' and 'Robin, I think your Diazepan IS important'


49) Dick is a VERY picky eater,  Wally eats a lot, everytime they eat out  it brcomes a game of "lemme have your fries ?", "can you eat my chicken?" And "Are you going to finish your pasta?".


50) they have to ditch school a lot to fight crime, so they invented a compitition: who can get their school's admin to believe the most outrageous lie.


51) the team actively hates on superman on Conner's behalf. They'll all laugh very loudly, glance over at him, and then one of them will go "WHAT AN ASSHOLE!" And they keep talking


52) whenever Green Arrow and Black Canary enter at the same time, someone has to play the Careless Whisper riff just to drive the point home.


53) the team going through phases of all being very sassy. Gossiping about and making fun of the league together, as well as just acting like total mean girls. Like, one of their mentors will be like: "can I get your attention?" And the kids are just like "IDK, can you?" And start snickering.


54) Roy pointing out that the team acts SO MUCH GAYER when the league isn't around.


55) Wally insulting people (especially Dick) in the periodic table. Boron Astatine, Holmium!


56)  Robin insulting people in binary. 01000111 01100001 01111001 00100000 01000110 01101100 01100001 01110011 01101000 !


57) the team cleaning a bunch of the leagues old stuff out of the mountain and being horrified by the late '90s- early 2000s tackiness 


58) the kids spending SO much time at the mountain during summer break


59) the younger teammates low-key hiding when their mentors come to collect them


60) The leagues asks how they handle emotional strain. Turns out it's just all of them standing in a circle and screaming/swearing/fighting each other for exactly one minute. Then they just dust off and get back to work.


61) Conner is super pissed off that EVERY sports captain at his school keeps trying to recruit him. He Does NOT want to join Football/Soccer/rugby/ ANYTHING


62) psysical fights over really minor things: "YOU USED MY DEODERANT, I SMELL IT ON YOU!"


63) occasionally the league will check the cameras and catch the team being super godamn weird/gay with each other


64) Dick loosing it cause literally NO WHERE is privet, there are cameras EVERYWHERE!


65) A lot of bribery and blackmail. Dick runs most of it, but then Artemis and Wally get blackmail on HIM. They start one-upping each other. It ends with one of them going way too far and accusing the other of treason or something, and the league has to step in


66) Everyone losing it when Dick eats fish and chips very elegantly with knife and fork. Dick gets uncomfortable and tried to act less formal, but he still falls into his sheltered kid thing.


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