Categories: Fluff/Bromance/Daddybats/Young Robin

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Gummy bears: chocolate bars, jelly beans, biscuits, milkshakes and skittles. They were all consumed in one night by two boys.

"Bruce," Roy sighed. "I have a slight problem."
Whilst Roy was on the phone in the kitchen, Wally and Dick were bouncing off the walls. Literally.

"You're too slow!" Wally laughed.
"This isn't fair!" The 12 year old cried. "You're too fast!"
Roy came back in the room. "Listen, Bruce and Oli are on their way. How about we all just sit down and take a deep breath?"

The ginger laughed and threw a pillow at him. Dick cackled and threw the closest thing to him. A candy bar. The boys stopped playing tag. Instead they just threw things at each other.
"Grenade!" Wally shouted.
Dick screamed and dived behind the couch as Wally threw the TV remote at him.

Roy watched in despair. The house was getting trashed. Oliver was going to kill him when he got back. The boys had never acted this bad before.

"Roy?" Dick shouted from across the room.
Concern grew in the teenager. Dick may have sounded sweet and innocent, but that kid could be pure evil at times. "Yeah?"
"Can I have another cookie please?" The ninja smiled.
"No way!" Roy didn't think before he spoke. The words just dribbled out of his mouth.

Dick sniffed. However, he didn't cry. Instead, he started throwing things about again. This time it was in anger. He screamed and shouted making Wally want to join in.
Just when Roy thought his head was about to explode, Dick suddenly stopped.

His face became pale and he grabbed at his stomach.

"Wally!" Roy screeched and ran to the little bird.

He didn't need to tell him what to do. He ran straight into the kitchen and grabbed a bowl. He got back just into for Dick to empty his stomach. Roy sighed with relief. If that had gone on the floor, Oliver would have personally made him clean it up.

"I don't feel so good." Dick stated.

"You don't say." Roy shook his head.
Dick wiped his mouth. "I ate too much candy,"

"Captain Obvious strikes again." Roy picked his brother up and carried him to the couch.
"Is he gonna die?" Wally asked. "Seriously?"

When Wally still stared at him, waiting for an answer, he learnt that he was in fact serious.

"We all will if you don't help me clean up." Roy told him.

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The front door opened, breaking the silence. The billionaire's walked into the living room, not knowing what to expect. From the call that Bruce got, he was concerned about the wellbeing of not his son - but Roy. He was certainly surprised. The boys were asleep. Dick and Wally were curled up on the couch and Roy was passed out on the floor.

Oliver was surprised too. The room was spotless.
"What the-" He spoke.
Roy turned on his side and mumbled. "Dickie is ill,"
Bruce immediately looked at his bird. He could see the discomfort in his face.
Oliver smiled. "Take him home. Wally can stay here tonight."

Bruce just nodded and and scooped up Dick carefully. He didn't want to wake him. It was a long drive back to Gotham.

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The Boy Wonder's eyes slowly opened. He had no idea where he was. "Tati?"
"I'm right here Dickie." Bruce said.
He realised they were in the car, he was lying across the back seat.
"You want ice cream when we get back?" The man grinned.

"NO!" Dick shot up. He couldn't even think of eating. From that moment, Dick Grayson swore that he would never eat anything sweet again. Ever.