Incorrect Quote #11

*random roles in a play*

Artemis: You're gonna be a guy who just ran a marathon-

Wally: Okay.

Artemis: And who also happens to be 9 months pregnant.

Zatanna: *WHEEZE*

Incorrect Quote #12

*Sportsmaster's birthday*

Jade: *standing in a massive fake birthday cake holding a sword*

Artemis: And then Dad'll pick up the cake to admire it because he loves cakes,

Artemis: And then you burst out and are all like 'BOAIFOEIOAHOFIASYA, IT'S ME!' And stab him. Got it?

Jade: Got it.

Incorrect Quote #13

Robin: Croissants: dropped.

Zatanna: Road: works ahead.

Wally: Shavacado: fre.

Artemis: Miss Keisha: fuckin' dead.

M'gann, Connor, and Kaldur: .................

Connor: I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate all of you.

Incorrect Quote #14

*Wally, Artemis, and Robin are planning on pranking the team*

Wally: How much could a serial killer mask possibly cost?

Artemis: *From across the room* Well, it's hard to find a good quality one made of leather or silicone, but if you did, but if you did find a good one like that it would probably cost a couple thousand dollars. You might have to talk to Robin to get your hands on one of those.

Robin: Thanks, Artemi- Wait, how do you know that?

Artemis: ............... I am very passionate about Halloween, Robin. 

Incorrect Quote #15

*Artemis is on the phone*

Artemis: Mom?

Paula: *very loudly* ARTEMIS?!!?

Wally: Take it off of speakerphone.

Artemis: It's not on speakerphone.

The team: ...............

Incorrect Quote #16

*In a run-down motel*

Artemis: *very bad bed head* I just woke up, and found this *holds up dead lizard* sitting on my chest.

M'gann: Oh no, a dead lizard?

Artemis: It's dead now.

Incorrect Quote #17

Kaldur: You are grounded for...... 'till college!

M'gann: For 'till college??!!

Kaldur: FOR 'TILL COLLEGE!!

Incorrect Quote #18

Artemis: Vegetable oil is made from vegetables, coconut oil is made from coconuts, so BABY OIL-

Oliver: I JUST WANT A NICE FAMILY DINNER, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK??!!

Incorrect Quote #19

M'gann: Artemis, I just wanna thank you for having lunch with us.

M'gann: ....And thank you Zatanna and Superboy for handcuffing Artemis to the table.

Artemis: *rage noises*

Robin: I still don't get how this happened!

M'gann: Artemis asked me to make her eyebrows look nice so I tried to wax them but when I took the wax strips off there was.... ummm..... a problem.

Artemis: MY EYEBROWS ARE GONE!!!!

M'gann: NO THEY'RE NOT, I TOLD YOU, THEY'RE RIGHT HERE! *Holds out wax strips with Artemis's eyebrows*

Incorrect Quote #20

*M'gann is almost jumped*

Artemis: M'gann, your purse.

M'gann: Artemis, my purse. *passes Artemis her purse*

Artemis: *reaches in the purse*

Artemis: Now listen, when you guys arrive at the hospital,

Artemis: The doctors are gonna ask you what you got beat with.

Artemis: So you tell them, *pulls out the butter sock*

Artemis: It was a sock full of butter.