Incorrect Quote #1

Artemis to Wally: One universe, nine planets, seven seas, seven continents, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting you!

Zatanna: Hey, that's not very nice-

Wally: There's only eight planets, you uncultured swine!

Zatanna: VIVA LA PLUTO, FUCK YOU!

Incorrect Quote #2

*Artemis almost dies*

Artemis: Given the circumstances, I will let you guys hug me for four to five seconds.

M'gann: Forty-five seconds??!!

Artemis: NO! I said four TO five seconds!!!!

The team: *Hugging Artemis* Too late..........

Incorrect Quote #3

Artemis: *holding a gun* If the rumors about life being a simulation are true, WHOEVER'S CONTROLLING MY SIM I JUST WANNA TALK!!!!

Incorrect Quote #4

Connor: So Lex Luthor was just using me?

Zatanna: I'm sorry, Connor.

Artemis, trying to contain her amusement: You must feel pretty stupid right now.

Connor: .............

Zatanna: Okay, that's a time-out.

Artemis: No, I was just trying to-

Zatanna: Go sit over there!

Artemis: *walks away in defeat*

Incorrect Quote #5

Wally: But what about Artemis?

Zatanna: Don't worry about her.

M'gann: We once watched her fall down, like, 5 flights of stairs and keep eating her hotdog like nothing happened.

Incorrect Quote #6

Black Canary: If you took a shot for each bad decision in your life, how drunk would you be?

M'gann: Maybe a bit tipsy.

Robin: Drunk.

Connor: Wasted.

Artemis: Dead.

Incorrect Quote #7

*in a group chat*

Black Canary: A pegan just flew into my window.

Kaldur: Pegan???

M'gann: A what?

Robin: Ah yes, my favourite bird, Pegan.

Zatanna: I thought you said penguin for a second, LOL!

Artemis: Just a normal day with flying penguins crashing into my window.

Wally: You have pigeons flying into your window? Can't relate, I have penguins flying into my window.

Black Canary: I literally just made a typo-

Incorrect Quote #8

Kaldur: Are you mad?

Artemis: *visibly mad* NO!

Connor: So sharpening your arrows at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?

Incorrect Quote #9

Wally: Kaldur won't come out of his room!

Artemis: Just tell him I said something.

Wally: Like what?

Artemis: Anything factually incorrect.

Wally: *Shrugs* If you say so.

Kaldur: *walks in* Did you just say the sun is a PLANET??!!

Incorrect Quote #10

Green Arrow, about a fight between Artemis and Cheshire: It scares us how many knives were involved.

Batman: But there weren't any knives involved?

Black Canary: That's what scares us.