I lied, I'm not done

spoilers for a series of unfortunate events and trollhunters 

warning for mentions of death

Florida, getting hooked on asoue: just got an impossible whopper 'cause it should be impossible to look this good
Florida, watching the ending: when is it my turn to be happy

Florida, seeing the plot twist in a series: [gasp] I don't believe it!
Florida, who overthought and figured it out: kidding
Florida: it's just as I expected

The parents in asoue: jump in the line, rock your body on time
District: Ok! I believe you!
Florida, figuring it out but not telling him: jump in the line, rock your body on time
District, finding out it was a red herring: oh!

Florida, getting District to watch Trollhunters with him: Shake my hand
Florida: Come on boys, won't you shake a poor sinners hand?
District: [agrees]
Florida, knowing at least one character he likes will die: yes
Argh dying: are you ready
Vendel dying: Are you ready

Florida, getting emotionally attached to a character: Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this
Florida, seeing a happy ending: another happy landing
Florida, saying he won't choose sides: Oh no, I'm not brave enough for politics
Florida, siding with the villain: My allegiance is to the republic! To democracy!
Florida, when the hothead with a soft spot appears: hello there
Florida: when the characters can communicate: good job
Florida, dog-earring his book: how uncivillised
Florida, when his favorite character is threatened: oh I don't think so
Florida, figuring out the plot twist: I have the high ground!

that's p much all I have for now