and I was like

[screams]

California and Florida teach DC to play minecraft at some point
Florida protects both and is encouraging, California is a little shit the whole time

Florida: Dee, have you eaten? You can't run if you don't eat
DC, jumping down a waterfall: no hang on
California: the lava works better
DC:
DC: dude fuck off I'm a pro gamer, I know- [takes fall damage] oh

when they are legitimately trying to teach him, Florida is soft but encouraging and California is agressively positive/helpful

Florida: You're doing great DC! You're learning fast!
California: EAT! EAT DC! YOU AREN'T EATING ENOUGH! THAT WAS A PRO GAMER MOVE BUT EAT!!

(Ik I already mentioned that, I just love the hc)

Before this next part: an egg cream is a drink made up of flavored syrup, milk, and carbonated water

New York got Florida hooked on egg creams

Florida now has a mini fridge full of stuff for egg creams and at least three egg cream glasses

his favorites are coffee/strawberry

New York prefers chocolate/coffee

DC doesn't have too much of a preference when they do get him to try one, he just likes egg creams

Their parents, saying they can't be trans/queer: Jump in the line, rock your body on time
Florida/DC: Ok! I believe you!
Them, not talking to their parents anymore: jump in the line, rock your body on time
Them, realizing their parents were wrong: oh!

Edit: removed something