Some Villain DC/Florida incorrect quotes

DC: Some people are like slinkies
Florida: How?
DC: Not good for much but make you crack a smile when you push them down the stairs

Florida: I think all you need is a hug [hus him]
DC: What is this? 
Florida: Affection :D
DC: disgusting
DC:
DC: don't let go

DC: I hate being touched.
DC: The last time I was touched by another person was in hand to hand combat
California: Florida is literally hugging you right now
DC:
DC: This means nothing. Fear me. 

Louisiana: Just be casual. Try some light, subtle flirting. 
DC: Yeah, okay, I can do that. 
[later]
Florida: You did great today! High five!
Florida: [high fives DC]
DC: [interwines their fingers]
Florida: Wh-
DC: I'm in love with you.

Florida: I'll steal everything you have!
DC: You won't steal my heart!
Florida: [chaos grin]
DC, under his breath: fuck

DC: So I'm bi-
Florida: [gasps hopefully]
DC: -lingual. Bilingual, I speak two languages. 
Florida: Oh... [takes a sip of water, disappointed]
DC: I'm also into guys
Florida: [spits out water]

Florida: [patching DC up after a fight]
DC: Ow fuck! That hurts!
Florida: Maybe I could make you feel better?
DC: [snickers] what are you gonna do, kiss it better?
Florida: yes
DC, flustered: w-wait

DC: Florida I love you so much, I would kill for you
DC: ask me to kill for you

Florida: Hey DC, if I ask for some dating advice, do you promise not to be weird?
DC: ok
Florida: So there's this guy-
DC: You can do better.

DC: I'm going to make your life hell
Florida: Joke's on you, my life is already hell
DC: Are you okay?
Florida: no