And now, States as TikTok Quotes

Florida: Oh, I'm Florida, he/they, what about you?
Alaska: Sorry, what?
Florida: Oh, I meant your pronouns, do you know what those are?
Alaska: Oh no! I love- I love nouns! I'm all- I'm all nouns
Alaska: I'm- I'm pro-noun!
Florida: No no no, I think you're confused, I meant how do you identify? How do you want me to adress-
Alaska: See, I'm actually what you call a proper noun
Alaska: So when you spell out my name it would be capitalized
Florida: Oh my god
Alaska: I love all people
Alaska: I love all places
Alaska: I love all things
Florida: No, I'm just asking if you use he/him, they/them, I don't know-
Alaska: No! I don't discriminate between those nouns
Alaska: You could be an abstract noun, a collective noun, a concrete noun
Alaska: I love them all I'm- I'm all for the nouns
Florida: Wow! That was exhausting, I'm gonna go

Texas, to Oklahoma: So I've come to the conclusion that being ugly is an activity
Texas: So I just wanted to, you know ask, um
Texas: Are you tired yet?
Texas: [laughter]
Texas: No, I'm serious like, can you please take a rest, it's getting really painful to watch

Louisiana: [goes to bed at 10pm]
Florida: [goes to bed at 5am]
Louisiana, texting him: lets do something today
Florida: [asleep]

Spain: You're in charge of telling your siblings you're transgender
[later]
Seb, who doesn't get it yet: Oh my god you're one of those transformers
Florida: Yes, Seb, I'm a deceptacon
[after]
Spain: You did not just tell your younger brother that you're a deceptacon
Florida: You're right dad I should've said I'm Optimus Prime

But also

Florida coming out as trans with a gender reveal cake is a concept (he would probably do a gator reveal tho)

He reminds me of that video where someone's talking about getting a ticket for not stopping at a stop sign and when they explain it, it's because it was in like trees and they were colorblind, so they didn't see it

Edit: removed stuff