Florida, Cali, Oregon, and Washington having a poly QPR

now that that's been said, here's this

Washington's new look reminds me of Matttheperson on TikTok's mom character

Washington and Florida are the type of friends that jokingly threaten each other constantly

California binging old movies and eating ice cream while cuddling with Washington and Oregon after a stressful day

California: Florida, I'm sad.
Florida: [holds his arms out for a hug] It's going to be okay
Washington: Oregon, I'm sad.
Washington, nodding: Mood

Washington: [banging on a door] Florida! Open up!
Florida: Well, it all started when I was a kid...
Oregon: No, he meant-
California: Let him finish.

Oregon: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
Washington: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.
California: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
Florida: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.

California: [Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff] Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Washington: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Oregon: I personally was created in a lab.
Florida: I just straight up spawned lol.

Florida: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.
California: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!
Oregon: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies' eyes!!!
Washington: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.
Florida: If you touch my birthday cake I'll make you eat your hands.

Washington: Cali isn't answering his phone
Florida: I'll call
Oregon: Wash and I have tried six times each, what makes you think-
California: Hello?

[Washington helping Florida ater he gets injured, while the others watch]
California: How does Florida look?
Oregon: a little better than you actually

California: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Florida: Put spaghetti in it.
California: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Oregon: Put spaghetti in it.
California: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Washington: Put spaghetti in it.
California: I'm no longer taking suggestions.

[Florida is cooking]
Oregon: Any chance that's for me?
Florida: It's for Cali. I'm planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need him on my side.
Washington: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

Edit: changed phrasing