This book is for shit posting so here we go

Tw: mention of hate crime

Florida: Everytime I hear someone say "the gays" I have to figure out whether or not they're gay or homophobic

Florida: I think the funniest thing about the audio where Simon makes a homophobic post
Florida: Was the comments like "this is Simon slander, he was clearly gay, Alvin would've hate crimed me" vs the ones where it's like "guys Alvin was clearly a closeted bi smh"
Florida: like... it's a fucking squirrel
Florida: wait
Ray: sQUIRREL
Florida: WAIT
Ray: S Q U I R R E L
Florida: I meant to say chipmunk- 

Florida: ok I do it too but the lgbt+ community needs to come together and agree to stop flirting with our friends in public because I can't tell if that's you're emotional support bisexual or if you're dating them
Florida: I do it too but I can't tell when you're doing it

Ray: What's 9+8?
Florida: 17
Florida: Did you really just ask me that?
Ray:
Ray: no

Florida: [sends the video of the woman putting the mask on the wrong way]
Florida: so-
Ray: If you start wearing a mask like that in public I'm not taking you places
Florida: Wait no-

Dave: I wake up at five am-
Florida: Yeah but you go to bed at 5pm so
Dave:
Florida: What are we doing different?
Florida: I mean- you wake up early, I stay up all night, so y'know
Florida: neither of us wanna be functioning members of society
Florida: your thing is just more socially acceptable