Small Florida quotes bc why not

Florida: Dad, isn't it weird that the word chicken can mean an animal or type of food?
Dave:
Roman:
Dave:
Roman: I'm gonna tell him
Dave: Don't you dare

[loud crash from another room]
Florida: Nothing!!

Dave: Florida!
Dave: Florida?
Dave: [sighs]
Dave: [opens a chocolate bar]
Florida, running in: Is that my halloween candy??

Florida, crying: dad I killed him!
Dave: what?? Are you okay?
Florida: I killed him!
Dave: What happened-
Florida, holding up a leaf: I killed him :(
Florida: we need to bury him
Dave: you want to.... bury a plant?
Florida: yes :(

Roman: I try really hard not to lie to my kids
Also him: We can't go to disney world it's locked

Florida: Can I have some?
Roman, mouth full of cheesecake: It's really spicy, you won't like it

Roman: I don't know why people say having a dog prepares you for having a kid because my dog has never wanted to watch Frozen 47 days in a row

Florida: I'm going to be so good tomorrow
Dave: What about today?
Florida: I have plans