now some random stuff

Dave: Hey kid- Oh- you look like you're in pain, everything alright?
Florida, with chronic pain: Yeah, I'm in the normal amount of pain
Dave:
Dave: The normal amount of pain is none

Florida, pointing at someone: They asked if I can hang out
Dave: Oh, yeah-
Florida: [shaking his head slightly]
Dave: -uh I-I mean- no? you... can't
Florida, smiling: Oh no, I can't believe you won't let me hang out with them- dang

Dave, pointing to a trash can: That's a... mood?
Florida: [proud beaming]

Small Florida, sobbing: I'm gonna take a nap
Dave: You wanna take a nap?
Small Florida, laying on the floor: I'm gonna take a nap here
Dave: ok, take a nap right there then
Small Florida: good night

[still living with his parents]
Small Florida: [sticking anything he can in his mouth]
Dave: what uh- watcha got there?
Small Florida, taking a rock out: got a 'nack
Dave: no

This shouldn't be funny
but Dave babysitting really small Florida whenever Florida's parents would ask him is a little funny