Mark is Florida's therapist

Janet is DC's therapist (and @cbgiggles character)

Florida: I'm gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.
Mark:

Mark: Alright, so we typically call these things a "traumatic event", not a "bruh moment" or "major L"

DC: Florida said the funniest thing yesterday
DC: I need therapy
DC: As if
DC, tearing up: I'm fine

Mark: And what do we say when we feel betrayed?
Florida: ...I'm used to it
Mark: no

DC: I would do anything for you
Florida: Even go to a therapist?
DC: Well, in that case, nevermind

Janet: How are you feeling?
DC: I'm actually trying not to have feelings

Florida: Yeah, my dad told me I would never be good enough
Florida: but we can't talk about it, cause time's almost up
Mark: No it isn't
Florida: Oh
Mark: We have thirty minutes, we can talk about it
Florida: oH uh I- I probably should've waited to say this then
Mark:
Mark: no

DC: Yeah, so I don't have the energy to get up and make a sandwich so I just...don't
Janet: Just eat the sandwich components then
DC: huh
Janet: You don't have to put it together, you can just eat some lunch meat or a handful of cheese
DC:
DC: i can what

Florida: I am pathetic. I know.
Mark (softly): You've been my patient a month now, and that is not a word that I would use to describe you.

Janet: You're ignoring all of your problems.
DC: Yeah I know.
Janet: You know that's a unhealthy coping mechanism right?
DC: Yeah I know, I'm ignoring that as well.
Janet: ...

Florida: when youre ranting about kung fu panda lore but your therapist asks you when you will start to talk about your clinical depression
Florida: we will get there when we get there