Gov: You need to stop all of... this.
Florida: You just gestured to all of me.
Gov: Yeah! You need to stop being you.

Villain DC: Well, if it isn't Florida.
Anti hero Florida: But it is me.
DC: No, it's an expression—
Florida: Your villain tricks won't work on me.

Florida: DC is cute. I think I'll ask him out.
Texas: be careful though. A relationship only brings pain and agony.
California: [smacks him]
Texas: see?

Florida: Ohio, back me up on this without hesitation.
Ohio: Whatever he says he's right and fuck you, Michigan.
Michigan:
Michigan: I wasn't even in the conversation.

California: Murder wasn't on today's agenda.
DC: Murder isn't on anyone's agenda!
Villain Florida: It was on mine, just not until Thursday

DC: Fight me!
Villain Florida, sharpening a knife: Touch him and you die.