I messed up the chapter numbers 🥲 (they're fixed now but still)

anyway here's the main six as hogwarts house incorrect quotes

California: Everybody know what we're doing?
Florida: In general or in the plan?
California: In the plan, Dia.
Florida: Oh, phew.

California: Crushes are the worst.
Texas: Yeah. Whenever I'm near someone I have a crush on, I start acting stupid.
California: You're always acting stupid.
Texas: Yeah, don't think about that too hard.

Louisiana: I have an excellent gaydar, I can determine if a person is gay or not with just a glance.
California: Florida has been in love with you for years.
Louisiana: He whAt ?

Texas: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird
Texas: But emotionally?
Texas: Imagine the toll

California: We all know you're in love with them.
Louisiana: I'm not in love with Florida, shut up.
California: I never said who
Louisiana: listen-

Texas: In my defense, I was left unsupervised
DC: Wasn't California with you?
California: In my defense, I was very sleep deprived

Texas: I have one emotion, and it's anger
California: Last night you drunk texted me a hundred heart emojis
Texas: Out of anger

Florida: Being cute is really hard because even when you're angry, people just kinda giggle at you and say "awh you're so cute when you're angry" like no. Recognise my power.

DC, to Texas: The best revange, really, is being nice.
Louisiana, in the distance: OR MURDER!!

California: I hope you didn't do anything foolish
Texas: I hope you're not hoping too hard

Florida: I don't play hard to get
Florida: I play hard to get rid of

California: I think i need a hug....
DC: Good thing I'm hug shaped!
[45 minutes later]
California: You....you can let go now
DC: [determined to show Cali he's loved] Absolutely I can not.

Texas: [Dramatically] I'm dying!
California: So is the planet, you're not that special

Texas: If I die I want you to have all my books
California: That's the most romantic thing anyone has ever said to me tbh
California: Don't die though

Louisiana: Love isn't real.
California: You're literally making Florida a valentines day card right now.
Louisiana: You're on thin fucking ice-

California: I'm 80% exhaustion, 10% sarcasm, 20% don't care.
Louisiana: That's 110%
California: 20% doesn't care

Louisiana: should've seen that one coming

Texas: it's times like this when I wish I'd listened to what California told me.

DC: Why, what did he tell you?
Texas: I don't know I didn't listen

California: where's the yogurt? I thought you went to the store.
Florida: [mumbles]
California: What?
Florida: I couldn't reach it! It was on the top shelf!

New York: Tall people are the enemy.
Texas: Can't even see you hating all the way down there.
New York: I will tie your fucking shoelaces together and you won't even know until it's too late.

Texas: Why is it that every time I see you, you're causing some sort of commotion?
Florida: I don't cause commotions, I am one.

Texas: Hey York, I'm making breakfast. Would you lik- [opens top cabinet] where's all our food?
New York: I moved it.
Texas: Why? I had it all organized! Where is it?
New York: Bottom cabinets.
Texas: Why did you move it down there, I have to squat in order to reac-
New York: Doesn't feel so nice not being able to reach things does it?
Texas:... You know what? It doesn't. I'm going to install middle cabinets.

Texas: Guess what I'm about to get!
New York: On my nerves?