hyperfixation time babey

this is ooc so sorry in advance

spoilers for fnaf

tw: drug mention/implied drug use

Florida, falling back into his fnaf phase: [knocking] that's some bull-

Florida, wanting to be productive: HELLO
Florida: HELLO
Florida: PLEASE GOD I JUST WANT A BLACK COFFEE
His brain, telling him to cosplay: Black coffee I'm your coffee gal-
Florida: NOOO

Coco, playing fnaf with Florida: So long, twerp! Pikachu belongs to us now!
Florida, leaving a door open in fnaf 1: Yeah, you fuckhead!
Coco, getting anxious: Hey, whoa, meowth, that's going a little overboard-
Florida, doing ft Freddy's bit in one shot: eat shit and die!
Coco, expecting to get jumpscared: Meowth-

Florida, getting into a new show: This is ridiculous, only babies and ex junkies are afraid of needles, stick me chuckles
[gets obsessed]
Florida, sniffling: could I have a lollipop

District, upset about a character death: you can say what you like don't say I wouldn't die for it
Florida, who figured it out early on:
Florida: wait I have to show emotions
Florida: aaaAAAHHH-

[his hyperfixations]

History: Y'ever seen a ghost?
(Video games) Fnaf: I was over on the bench
(Video games) Botw: I was over on the bench
(Video games) Pikmin: I was over on the bench
(Video games) Luigi's mansion: I was sittin over on the bench
(Video games) Minecraft: I WAS OVER ON THE BENCH
Baking/Nailed it!: I made a salad with craisins!
asoue: Hello, I'm Chip Mulaney, I'm your father
Greek mythology: but sometimes he would be gay
Zoology: Ever been to the goddamn zoo?
Buzzfeed unsolved: I used to smoke crack
Philosophy: What's yesterday?
True Crime: Shut up, you're all gonna die! Street smarts!
Entomology: [pop]
Stranger things: Boom! Orange juice! That's life
Astrology: Now I've thrown him off his rhythm
Economics: Give us some money!
Sword fighting: Stay down on the ground! Stay down on the ground, you mother fucker!
Psychology: Do my friends hate me or do I just need sleep?
The Willoughbys: But why don't we just tell our relatives that I'm a four year old boy
Law: Hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you?
Anatomy: I am now gross
Oceanography: And what's this?
Space: PEPPA
Writing: I'm putting wires into a board filled with holes to move the voices around
Calligraphy: Look at these curvy letters!

honorable mentions:

religion

cowboys

samurai

knights

I dunno lol

edit: added stuff