Louisiana: Florida does eat bowls
Florida: We're gonna go eat some balls

Florida: I'm gonna eat the saplings

[both trying to break a crafting bench]
Florida: That's my crafting table
California: I put it down
DC: I- I'm using this- I'm using this right now

Florida, seeing a wolf: :0 a doggo
Florida: [tries to tame it] be my friend
Florida, failing: Can I have your bones
Florida: Louie bone me
California: Bone him Louie bone him bone him now
Florida: givemethebones give me the bones quick this is really important
Louisiana: you picked them up
Florida: priorities
Louisiana: you did you got them
Florida: oh ok

Gov: [gives Florida his phone] please don't use it
Florida: [the temptation is strong]

Florida: What the heck is this thing? It's a small villager? What the heck?
Florida: I didn't know this thing existed
California: It's a child
Florida: I didn't know those existed, what the heck

California: Yo show me your sword
Florida: [takes out a sword]
California: nice man
California: It's a lot bigger than I thought it would be

Florida: This is the modern day Romeo and Juliet, except they're not on the titanic
Florida:
Florida: Wait those are two different things
Florida: Okay- Alright, don't- don't do it, don't make fun of me
Florida: Leonardo DiCaprio plays both of those characters and they're both the same love story
Florida: no they're not

Consider: States as quotes from "Minecraft BUT Chaos Occurs Every 60 Seconds!" by mithzan