3rd Person:

Felix looked at the pot in his left hand. He looked at the spatula in his right hand. Then he looked at Chan, sleeping on his bed rather peacefully. 

Not for long.

The spawn of Satan took a deep breath and started clanging the spatula against the pot, making a little beat as he danced to it around the room.

"ChrIsTopherrrrrr!" Felix sang. "WaaaAAaaaAKkkEEE uuuuuuuUP!" 

At the very end of the 'song', Felix smacked the pot as hard as he possibly could, making a very startled Chan jolt up with a strangled gasp.

"Wha-?"

"Ahhhh! Good morning peasant."

Felix bowed as Chan eyed the pot and spatula.

"Felix."

"It's Sir Felix to you. I am superior in all senses."

Chan rubbed his eyes, groaning. 

"It's too early for this bullshit."

"That's wonderful, but I don't remember asking."

Chan remained sitting on his bed, blinking at random intervals while thinking about his rather sad position in life.

Felix just stood still. He looked around the room, which looked exactly like it was when he had left it the previous night. 

He yawned himself and lifted both his arms. 

It took a couple of clangs to bring the older back to his senses. 

"I'm getting up, will you stop? Jeez..."

Felix blinked. 

Y'all know what he does.

The second the spatula collides with the almost-deformed pot is when the covers on Chan's bed were in the air. Felix shrieked and ran out the door as Chan lunged for him.

"Hurry up peasant, we haven't got all day to get to class!" Felix called behind him.

"You got lucky this time shithead!" Chan yelled.

As the dorm echoed with Felix's sinister giggles, Chan dragged himself to the bathroom, grumbling as he went.

Once he got dressed and walked out, his digital clock caught his eyes. 

And then he was running. 

Running out of the room, running down the hallway, because there was absolutely no time to make breakfast and get to the building in ti-

Why did he smell syrup?

When he reached the kitchen he saw a plate with freshly made waffles sitting on the counter. Right next to it was a freckled boy with his cheeks stuffed with the same thing. 

Chan glanced back and forth between the boy and the plate while Felix's munching intensified.

"Did you turn my alarm off?" Chan asked.

Felix nodded, still chewing.

"So you set an alarm for yourself? To make food?"

Another nod, more munching.

Chan scratched the back of his head in genuine bewilderment as Felix finally swallowed and pointed to the food. 

"You originally had three, but I decided to eat one of yours. And since I'm pretty sure you haven't mastered basic addition, three minus one equals two. Therefore, you have two waffles left to eat."

Chan decided to ignore the annoying remarks as he narrowed his eyes at the waffles.

"Did you..." Chan started to speak as Felix looked at him expectantly. 

"Did you poison it or something?"

Felix's facial features immediately dropped dead, and all Chan saw was a very judging face.

The older raised his arms up in defense.

"Hey, I'm seriously curious. No one is ever possessed by the devil one moment and makes breakfast the next."

Felix scoffed. "I felt bad for being annoying when you were so tired, so I made, like, three waffles. And I literally ate one. Stop exaggerating."

Chan's eyes darted back to the waffles and Felix sighed.

"You're not going to war! Just eat it."

Felix glanced down at his own pajamas.

"I'm gonna go get ready, too."

As Felix walked back down the hallway he heard a yell.

"You still didn't tell me if it's poisoned are not!"

Felix hid his snicker. 

"Only one way to find out!"

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Felix:

He waited.

Wait he waited?

Chan was at the door, shoes on, the food finished. Once he noticed me walk out of my room, he puts his phone away in his pocket. 

"Oh! Look you're still alive! Don't think I put enough poison in the waffles."

Chan rolled his eyes as usual.

"Hurry up."

"I'm not the one who failed to wake up, you hurry up," I scoffed. 

"I'm the one with the shoes on. At the door. Before you. Humor me, Felix."

I frowned.

I couldn't possibly argue with that.

"You may have won the battle, Christopher, but you haven't won the war," I state as I put my own shoes on. 

"Just..." Chan pinches the bridge of his nose in frustration. "Just... hurry up."

As I walk out with a satisfied smile on my face, Chan locked up the door.

"Felix."

I turned around. 

"I didn't do anything, though!"

"I-" Chan looked at me with furrowed eyebrows. "I... didn't say you did, will you let me talk?"

I gave him an awkward smile. 

"My bad."

Chan sighed and walked down the steps.

No, you don't understand. 

This wasn't Chan.

I swear to god he was kidnapped and some... imposter was impersonating him.

When I was around, Chan didn't walk. 

He ran. 

Or speed-walked at best. 

But now he was just walking, like a normal, decent human being, and even looked behind his shoulder to check if I was following. 

"You coming, or are you just going to stand there?"

"I... Yeah, no, I'm coming."

I almost tripped walking up to Chan and pinched myself to see if this was a dream. 

"I was going to say thanks."

I choked on my spit. 

"Oh my- Stop overreacting!" Chan smacks my shoulder. 

I'm too shocked to even hit back. 

"You... you. You're saying thank you, to me?" I exclaimed as we walked. 

"You made me some food, and I appreciated it. It's not like I'm calling you the best person in existence, don't get ahead of yourself."

Chan:

He wasn't listening. 

He was just walking forward without actually looking where he was stepping, completely star-struck. 

"Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god," Felix started chanting. "The Bang Christopher said thank you-"

He saw Jisung before I did, so I barely had time to stop him.

Felix started cackling hysterically and proceeded to shout, running forward. 

"HEY JISUNG! YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT- CHAN JUST-"

I grabbed him by the shoulders and yanked him back.

"Do. Not." I snarled in his ear.

Once Jisung ran up to us, he looked excited. 

"What..." He let out a couple of pants. "What.... what is it? What did Chan hyung do?"

I don't think Jisung noticed my elbow digging into Felix's side. 

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