Let me get this straight inside your head—

I am not a good writer, I pretend to be one.

I am enrolled in screenwriting class for fuck's sake, I can only write inciting incident and dialogues.

Sure, I know the dos and don'ts. I know what filler words are and how they plump the lips of your readers without a surgeon's appointment, I definitely steer clear of purple prose which makes me vomit rainbows. I don't use poor adverbs, for a person who thinks adverbs are all -ly words and thought Lily is also one, let me tell you, my Minecraft server is free of any -ly, love you or otherwise.

I just know stuff, that doesn't make me a good writer.

For example, I could have shown you how bad of a writer I am by adding a scene where my creative writing professor filled my screenplay script with red ink all over(I swear that man will check my death will and my dead ass of mistakes that I "told" my will).

But I didn't title this script as "Bad boy is a devil and wants to use my tampons as an earbud" and definitely didn't tell you how people fear me just because I am so badass(trust me I cringed even writing this).

Add a sexy cover with different organs touching in a weird way and voila! Wattpad studio movie, ladies and gentlemen and people. I sometimes am tempted to write them, I really am, and trust me, with my degree of knowledge I'd write a better, grammatically less fractured and sort of poetic book. Alas, I can't. I listen to Angel by NCT 127 while writing; it's the holy water for ears.

So, here's the catch; this shitty professor of mine had this brilliant idea, even better idea than the IG Nobel Prize-winning idea that cats are liquid, and now I am stuck with this random dude who apparently is enrolled in all the advanced writing classes, except characterization. Guess who's Rosalind Franklin of characterization? Your homegirl. I hate the fact that she died before winning the Nobel Prize, that bastards Waston and Crick got away with it. Too bad I feel I'll end up like her.

Anyway, let's not steer away from the topic(yours truly is a trainwreck of thoughts) and talk about it.

Well, at this point, I want this line in my manuscript to be the only one that has not been assaulted by a red marker line.

Let me show it.

(If you marked this with a red line saying "too much showing" I am going to shove the red pen up your asshole. Guys like you make the dress code just because we girls tend to do "Too much showing.")