You.

Yes, you. Right there, reading this. Have you ever wondered whether this really cute barista you met at Starbucks who doesn't make good coffee but cracks you up every time and is a film School Grad. from UCLA could see you as a character in his screenplay?

Nah, you and I both know your parents messed it up while having you and instead of your Asian genes, your missing brain cell is showing.

Don't worry, the apology letter you got as the birth certificate is a proof and your birth name is actually the name of the stripper club in Nevada.

You guessed it right, the club owner is your godfather.

Enough victimising you, let's talk about Oakley.

Oakley is this girl who probably has been denied of her Nobel Prize as the Swedish peeps are too prude to digress from the fact that she has just blurted out her sponsorship code for Adam&Eve.com in her acceptance speech.

Yes, Oakley is the girl who's talking to you right now and her ass of a professor asked her to teach Landon, the smart pants of the gang, how to do characterization.

So she decided to make him a character in her story.

Cover by eri to my elle jaszthewayyoulikeit

Started: 24th August 2020
Ended: 29th August 2020

Word count: 7000+

Disclaimer: the humour in this book goes as far as borderline dark. It is in no way propagated by me but rather written to suit the character. All are valid. Each and every one of you❤

Oakley Padillah

Landon Gill

Cecilia Maplebrook

Playlist

Walls could Talk - Halsey
Mabel - OK
Lucid Dream(ONE) - Golden Child
Sunshine - Hoody feat. Crush
And July- Heize feat. Dean, DJ Friz
Welcome to the Jungle- Guns N' Roses
Another brick in the wall - Pink Floyd
Crazy - Aerosmith
Shout out to my ex - little mix

The playlist is in no particular order. Just listen to Pink Floyd really.❤
(Golden Child and Hoody too)