|| You, Me and Penny Green ||

| Okay so... slightly mature, feel free to skip a little. For you nasties? Carryon |

| Chapter Six |

"Did you know you have a dimple right here," Edward slid his large hand down the curve of her bare back, stopping where her back and bum meet. Iris wiggled in her spot on top of Edward's chest, trying to escape his slightly cooler fingertips.

"Stop, that tickles," She whined. The immortal grinned at her, weaving his free hand through her hair as he brought her face closer. Iris met his molten gaze before flickering her eyes towards his lips, biting down on her own. Just the sight alone; a naked enchantrise with vibrant hair surrounding her like a halo as her marble skin glowed in the dimmed lighting, had Edward groaning in torment.

"Don't do that," He muttered roughly. Iris snapped out of her lust filled trance, sprawling her nimble fingers over his broad chest. A smirk graced her lips as she batted her eyelashes dumbly, "Do what?"

"Bite your lip like that." He reached his hand down further, grasping her thigh to wrap around his torso comfortably. Her eyebrows lifted when she suddenly felt the effect of her teasing, and if she was human, she would be as red as a tomato right now. She brought her face inches away from his and felt his breath on her face. Their lips were barely touching, feather light whisps of their skin moving over another sensually. "Why, do you not like it Eddie?"

Iris's body rumbled as Edward let out a growl from his chest. She grinned in spite of him, bewitching the poor immortal with her speckled orbs. Edward nodded eagerly, his nose bumping hers from their close proximity. His voice came out low and rasp, making Iris's toes curl in arousal, "Oh I do, I like it alot – too much."

"Good," She praised before giving him what he so desperately craved. Her plush lips melted against his languidly, pulling back every time he got carried away. Edward was getting frustrated. As Iris grinned mischeavously. The ginger was starting to pull away teasingly again when Edward tugged her closer, if that was possible. However, Iris anticpated it and bit down on his own lip as an acute punishment.

Groaning, he tightened his grip on her thigh. Iris gasped, letting go of his lip as a whimper slipped past hers. Gaining the upper hand, he quickly flipped them over, caging in her body as she threw her head back into the pillows in ecstasy. He grasped her hands in one of his own, securing them above her head while the other roamed the sensative curves of her body.

Edward leaned down towards her ear, nipping the lobe before whispering, "Do that again."

Iris groaned in response, doing exactly as he asked obediantely. Her body came alive everywhere he touched, singing to him as he played her like one of his pianos. The ginger was overwhelmed, the keening sounds slightly quieted by her lip biting. The whispers of her name in her ear spurred her on more, she couldn't get enough.

"Iris, Edward? Are you home?" Iris snapped her eyes open in surprise, Edward pausing abruptly on top of her. She glared at the painting on her wall in contempt. Trust Bella Swan to come parading into their house when they were in a compromising position. 

"Maybe if we don't talk, she'll leave?" Iris seriously doubted it, Bella had been grounded and this was most likely her first day of freedom since they got back from Italy. She defintely wasn't going back home. "Guys?" The swan called again.

Edward grumbled lowly as Iris sat up reluctantly, slipping out of the silk sheets to put her ruby robe on. She smiled sadly at him, leaning on her arms to kiss his pouted lips.

"Don't pout, you get this anytime you want," She teased while tying her robe. Edward rolled his eyes and flopped back into the bed. He would have to calm down before walking out, if you catch his drift.

Iris walked down her hallway, a grim expression on her face as she found Bella in her kitchen. The brunette was sifting through her phone for her bestfriend's number after not getting a response. Crossing her arms, the ginger cleared her throat, drawing Bella's attention. The Swan took in her friend's appearance; tousled hair with sweat on her bare collar bone. She blushed at realizing what had just interrupted.

"Why is everyone so comfortable with barging into our house?" Bella became sheepish and incredibly red, fidgeting with her hair like a child getting caught. Iris playfully rolled her eyes in response, glancing at the stove clock to see it's only eight in the morning. Penelope wasn't even awake yet for another half hour. She padded past her friend, going into the fridge for the coffee grounds. 

"Why are you making coffee?" Bella quickly changed the subject, leaning on the counter curiously. 

Iris measured enough for two cups, adding water into the pot to pour into the coffemaker. She shrugged, glancing over her shoulder towards the now pink Swan. "Since I found out I can taste and digest food, I do it simply for the hell-of-it. Want some?"

"Sure."

"So what's going on, why are you at my house before a normal hour? Talk to Dr. Green," Iris jumped up on the opposite counter, closing her robe to remain somewhat modest. Bella sighed, giving her friend the 'what else' look, making Iris groan in the back of her throat. "Oh no, the notorious Colton and Jacob fiasco. Again, really?"

"It's not that easy! Now that I've chosen Colton, Jacob's not taking it well. I don't know what to do, I just want my friend back, ya know?" Iris nodded along, opening the cabinet behind her and pulling out a box of cookies to munch on. Vanilla Wafers went well with coffee.

"If you were on a stranded Island and you can only pick one to be with you, who would it be? You have five second," Iris quickly said, making a counting gesture with her fingers. Bella instantly panicked, her mind racing to for a relevant answer. She hated timers.

"Uh-um, Colton." The Swan blurted it out just as Iris brought down her fifth finger. She mused, somehwat satisfied and not in the least surprised. Iris just needed Bella to realize what she wanted before someone got hurt, Colton was her brother after all. 

If she was honest, she felt bad for the Quileute. Although he was trying too hard for a girl who didn't return the love. She felt he just needed someone to turn his head away from the infamous Swan he's had a crush on since childhood.

"Maybe if he sees one badass girl, he'll leave you alone. Hot people tend to gravitate to other hot people," Iris thought about what she just said for a moment before nodding to herself in confirmation.

Bella grimaced in response just as Edward finally walked in, fully dressed and distressed. He smiled painfully towards Bella going over to the coffee maker as the beeper went off. He took out the nutmeg flavored cream and grabbed a santa coffee mug from the cabinet.

"Bella, pleasure to see you so early in the morning."

Edward handed Iris her cup of coffee, making it just how she wanted it. Two sugars and a splash of cream. She smiled gratefully at her fiance, winking cheekily. "Was that sarcasm, Mr. Cullen?" Iris teased as she sipped her coffee.

"Depends how you look at it," He grumbles and Iris giggles at his bad mood. She found it adorable the way his eyebrows scrunched together in a brooding formation. "I'm going to get the mail."

As soon as he walked out the front door, Bella side eyed her friend. This was completely out of her character, but she was coming out of her shell. There was something about her friendship with Iris that made her do and say weird things. "So... h-how is he," She whispered.

Iris choked on her coffee, eyes widening at the guts it took for the shy Swan to ask something like that. She laughed unceremoniously, looking at her friend over her mug. "Did you seriously just ask me if the sex was good?" Bella blushed as they both chuckled, the Swan grabbing her own cup of coffee as she nodded.

"Well, how do I word this in case he hears me?" She tapped her chin thoughtfully before making an Ah-ha face. Like a conspirator, she lent forward, wiggling her eybrows suggestively. "Okay so you already know I'm no virgin because of Penelope. And let me just say, Dylan was no trusty steed," Bella snorted in amusement. Just thinking about Iris comparing her ex to a horse. "Edward is very dominate, but I just let him sometimes y'know? Now, he does this thing with his hips that drives me – "

"Hey darling?" Edward called as he leaned against the front door expectantly with mail in hand. Iris and Bella glanced up from their gossiping session, pulling innocent faces to contradict what they were talking about. "Yes, my love?"

"I think we should discuss what intimate means, maybe while we get Penelope ready for the day?" Iris sighed like a scorned child, hopping off the counter top and setting her mug down. Bella scratched the back of her neck awkwardly for being caught, only adding to Edward's amusement. When the ginger passed her friend, she faked a crestfallen expression.

"Sorry Bells, I gotta' go. I'm in trouble... who knows maybe I'll get punished." Edward grunted in embaressment, ducking his head down. This caused the girls to laugh at his expense, falling over themselves childishly. He complained under his breath, leaving the two obnxiously chuckling girls alone. Iris sobered up a little, walking after him to catch up.

"W-wait honey, I was kidding!"

"Remind me to never barge into your house again," Bella called after them and she narrowed her eyes when she got their agreeing responses back, right after.

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Lol I don't know what this chapter is, but I dig it. We all need a little sexy Edris in our lives anyway... right?