Ive always wanted to introduce the world to someone

Hello, welcome to the 21st century, rock-dweller. Here is where 'hello' is an insult and 'hi' or 'sup, fam' is the ideal greeting. Talking formally, as i am, is also looked down upon.
You must always include one of these words in your sentences, *hands over a sheet full of aesthetic words* and images on your phone must adhere to a theme.
And in here, *hands over a 4999999999999999999 page rulebook* another forbidden item, not only because it is a horrible number of pages, which will tell you everything you need to know.
Again, welcome, new citizen, and merry deathday.

I hate the 21st century right now.