A friend of mine asked me to do some minor voice acting for a school project:

My line was supposed to be
'light him up, it's no use fighting!'
I almost got kicked out because I couldn't resist
'light him up....UP UP UP, LIGHT EM UP UP UP, LIGHT EM UP UP UP IM ON FIYAAAAA'

Line: we have burritos, what else do you need?
Me: we have bor-- WE HAVE BORE-RITOS, WHAT FUGGIN EPSE COULD YOU POSSIBLY NEED
Friend: Claud no

Scene: character I voice --silently-- steps in front of villain
Me: not today mothafucka

Lines:
(other VA)"I can't let you get any closer!"
(Me)"yes you can!"

Us:

(other VA)"I can't let you get any closer!"
(Me)"FUCK YOUR PRETENIOUS SHIT ILL GET CLOSER IF I WANT
(other VA)"BITCH DID I STUTTER"

Friend: *distantly* I DO NOT KNOW THESE PEOPLE