EB: I guess youre my pet now!!
AG: what do you mean, John????????
EB: well, in the human world, spiders are considered pets!!
EB: vriska?
EB: are you there????????
AG: I DONT KNOW HOW TO FEEL A8OUT THIS

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Headcannon that John always has to count the eight letters he puts in for Vriska under his breath
Like he's typing out right exclamation points and he just whispers to himself to count 'one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight'

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Imagine that they meet and John ends up being slightly taller than her
And she just

"HOW THE 8LUE 8LOOD HELL ARE YOU TALLER THAN MEEEEEEEE????????"

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EB: hey vriska!! I think you ought to have been the thief of heart!!
AG: whys that, John?
EB: because you stole mine!!!!!!!! ;;;;)
AG: Why am I 8lushing
AG: that was so cheesy!!!!!!!!
AG: Dont do that again!!
AG: <33333333 though
EB: hehe
EB: <3

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Vriska's pet names for John:

Johny, John Cage, Nicolas Egbert, Eghead, Windy, Spider Lover, Louis Lane(AG: is that the love interest of your Spider-Man movies????????)

John's pet names for Vriska:

Spider-Man, Spider-Cutie, Theif of My Heart, Black Widow, arachnidsGripOnMe

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John is way too cheesy when it comes to flirting with his newfound girlfriend

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Imagine they dress up as each other's species, and they just silently swoon at seeing the other.