This is a conversation between Kankri Vantas and Karkat Vantas.
Karkat Vantas: help.
Kankri Vantas: What?
Kankri Vantas: Is s9mething wr9ng?
Karkat Vantas: i dont want to ask you of all people for help but everyone else is laughing at me or ignoring me.
Karkat Vantas: my caps lock button broke
Karkat Vantas: i feel violated.
Kankri Vantas: I t9ld y9u that y9u sh9uld st9p pressing it s9 hard all the time. L99k where it's gotten y9u.
Karkat Vantas: shut the fuck up you piece of high blood bulge licking shit and help me out here.
Karkat Vantas: i cant yell and im freaking out.
Karkat Vantas: imagine if you will that the 9 and 6 on your laptop broke. how would you feel.
Kankri Vantas: Karkat, y9u sh9uld n9t use such language. Als9, I d9 n9thing 9f the s9rt and y9u kn9w that very well.
Karkat Vantas: bulshit.
Kankri Vantas: I am s9rry, 6ut there is n9thing I can d9. I'm n9t very g99d with c9mputers.
Karkat Vantas: i am an expert on romance and what you and cronus have is not fucking pale so face it you homosexual nook stain.
Karkat Vantas: gog fucking damn it of course you can't do anything.
Karkat Vantas: this was a horrible idea.
Kankri Vantas: Karkat! I will n9t t9lerate my 9wn descendant spreading such rum9rs a69ut me.
Kankri Vantas: I t99k a v9w.
Karkat Vantas: it's not a fucking rumor if it's true
Kankri Vantas: It is a rum9r 6ecause it is n9t true!
Karkat Vantas: just because you can't order doesn't mean you can't look at the menu.
Karkat Vantas: i got you there don't i.
Karkat Vantas: ha.
Kankri Vantas has left the conversation.