1. What's that?
*cute girl walks by*
Me: Ooh, she's cute!
Friend: Wait, you're bi?!
Me: No, I'm pans
Friend:
Friend: What's that?

2. So, like, Bisexual?
Person: You're bi?
Me: No, I'm pansexual
Person: So you're bi?

3. That's not real
Me: I'm Pans
Person: Uh, that's not real. Everyone knows that. You're bi.
Me:You know what else everyone thinks isn't real? Ultimate ugliness reincarnated into one human, but you're here, aren't you?

4. Wait, you're attracted to--

Person: You're attracted to pans? Like, frying pans?

Person: you're attracted to pandas?

Person: YOURE ATTRACTED TO SILVERWARE?!

5. What does that mean?
*sitting with my gender fluid friend Al*
Person: So what does being pans mean?
Me: It's means I'm attracted to all genders
Person: But there's only two genders, it's just girl and boy
Al: *stabs table with fork and stands up* PARDON ME?!