Mom: I'm sure there are people dumber than americans!

Me: we're worried about what people do in their bedrooms and who should get marriage liscenses

Mom: yes, but being gay is a si--

Me: Gun control is still not a thing after years of people being shot up

Mom: well--

Me: we are trying to prevent abortion, a relatively cheap thing, in favor of pregnancy, which costs twenty times more money

Mom: but--

Me: we are litterally considering electing Donald trump as our president.

Mom: ...