Inside a very messy room lies a way too tall girl, on her bed, playing mindlessly on mindless silly phone.

What is this mindless girl's name?

==>Enter Name

S P A R T A C U S    B U T T S C R A T C H E R 

That joke is so overused! Use my real name, hitch ass!!

===>Fine. Enter REAL Name.

Your name is Claudia B, but you go by Claud, or as your screen name, Idol. Which by the way, is what you want to be. However, being a writing idol is a hard thing to accomplish...

===>Claud: Be passive-aggressive.

"ITS ONLY HARC TP A COMPLIDH BECATSE ONLY LKKE TFEN PSOPLE READ MY OROGNAL ATUFF NOT TNAY I DP,T APPEECIATE THAT BIT STYLL"

Back on subject.

Your interests are many, but you have a few bigger ones that you practice more of the time then others. Those, if it wasn't obvious by the mess of papers in your room, are WRITING, DRAWING, TESTS, SARCASM, and PASSIVE AGGRESSIVENESS. You also enjoy MODERN DANCE MUSIC and MINDLESS DANCE MUSIC. Alternatively, you have a habit of making typos wheN AGGRvaTED OG EXIYED.

Oh? Someone actually sent you a message on StupPad, your favorite writing website!

==>Claud: Face dive into bed and do a three sixty ninja flip and then ZZZBARF!

"Uh... Do I get to look at my phone if I do?"

==>Yes.

You proceed to do every thing you were told to do. You now lay with half your muscles pulled out and a nearby toilet full of vomit, but it was worth it.

==>Claud: reply to StupPad message.

You excitedly take out your Android and reply.

algebraicMutiny (AM) mesaged eternalIdol (EI)
AM: claud!! I finished one of the artworks you requested!!!
EI: HOLY SHIT GIMME A MIN
EI: AHHHHH ITS AMAZING
EI: IT LOOKS SO COOOLLLL
EI: PLEASE
EI: STOP BEING THE BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD!!
AM: thanks! oh, not to change the subject, but have you received the game copy I sent you?
EI: well it's late here and I haven been able to check my mail box, so I'll have to do it tomorro!
AM: aw. but okay...
EI: actually you know what? I can't disapoint a friendo. Gimme ten min, kay?
AM: okay!!!

You are way too nice. You really, really do not want to go downstairs. Chances are, your MOM is still awake. Not that thats a bad thing. Of course not!!!!! You just don't want to disturb her!!! That's all!!
==>Stop being a wimp and head downstairs.
Fuck you. Fine.

You timidly step downstairs, trying to be sneaky. There she is, on your computer, blogging about how bad your life choices are. Not that thats bad!!! It's completely fine!!

Now, you just need to head to the back door, so you don't disturb your fantastic mom...

==STRIFE==

Fucking shit.

You take out your trusty OVERWRITTEN FANFIC from your bookkind strife specibus. You read a chapter! But she counter attacks with fake approval!!

Ah! You can't take this!! You run outside past her. But She screams at you to come back inside, or you're grounded again!! Argh!! Why does she have to be so... Fantastic!!!

You go back in, and back to your room. Ughhh... Seems it really will have to wait till tomorrow...

===>Skip to the next day.

And so you do!!

And so you sneak out at five am and captchalouge the game, then go back inside. You captchalouge your Android as well, so you can get briefed on this while thing while the game downloads. Its stored inside your Essay modus. In order to reach it again you will have to write a five paragraph essay about what it looks, smells, tastes, feels, and sounds like. This is the easiest modus for you to use, though.

===>Get on with it!!

But you just woke up. You're tired. You captchalouge a half empty twelve pack of beef jerky sticks.

=========> Get on with it!!!!!

Okay, okay!! You head to your computer and spend a few minutes getting your android and beef jerky from your modus. Now you're ready to get this thing started!!

==>Message StupPad friend.

EA: Okay, I got it!
EA: Now brief me on this game, tell me how to download it, and lets do this shit!!

algebraicMutiny your turn