God: hey, the world's getting overpopulated! I made it to where being gay is not a sin, so...!

Christians: GAY IS NOT OKAY!!!!11## GOD HATEZ FAGS!!!!!!!÷!!!!!!1111

God:

God: I said--

God: Guys, I said I hated figs.

God: okay that didn't work. Um, the presidential election is coming up. You guys haven't messed that up, I mean, that Obama guy was a pretty alright President. He did more than all the others that you elected. Yeah, you'll do fine.

Christians: *elects Donald Trump*

God: