So. Its this nice little planet in space. It's just like ours. The same ideas, struggles, places... The only thing different is the language!

All they can say is their favorite thing over and over again like a Pokemon.

And this planet's name?

PLANET

A Earthen walks up to an old man and asks,
"Hi sir! Can you tell me where to get some-"
"Yams"
"That's nice sir but I really need--"
"yaMS"
"Sir I just want"
"YAMS"
--

"Miss, who is the leader of this country?"
"Brittney Speeeaaarrs!!!"
"Uh, but she's a popstar, down on-"
"Brittney SPEARRRRRSSSSS!!!!"
"Miss--"

"BRITTNEY SPEARS"

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Fandom edition:

(homestuck)

Over the intercom, you hear a very quiet
"MoThErFuCkIn FaYgO"

A small man with nubby horns walks down the street, and suddenly screams
"ANGER"

You try to report to a blind police officer, but she simply whispers
"JUST1C3"

A red faced girl with eight eyes refuses to speak. When her friend confronts her with his puppy John eyes, she sighs and lets out a very quiet
"Nicolas Cage"

"John! I'm so glad I found you--"
"I'm not a homosexual"
"Yeah, bro, I know, but we gotta"
"I'm not a homosexual!!"
"Dude we need to get off this planet"
"IM NOT A HOMOSEXUAL"
"Oh wait nevermind you're from here aren't you"
"I'm not a homosexual"

You decide to ask a nicely dressed, short haired young lady with jade lipstick for help. She turns and says politely

"FASHION"