So The thing about the trolls is that I really can't swap their guardians without switching their blood, so I'll just do that! It's swapped So that the lowest are highest and vice versa
So heres what that means

Karkat Peixes

Aradia Ampora

Tavros Makara(hONK! }:o) )

Sollux Zahhak

Nepeta Serket

Kanaya Pyrope

Terezi Maryam

Vriska Leijon

Equius Captor

Gamzee Nitram(iTs, uH, a mIraClE!)

Eridan Megido

Feferi Vantas

--
Basic Personalities:

Karkat:
*scared af
*does not want to lead
*tries to be the exact opposite of whats expected of a high blood
*tries to be approachable but sometimes things slip out
* good friends with about everyone, but doesn't have a particularly close relationship to anyone
*protective of fef because no you do not deserve to be culled!

Aradia:
*gives no shits about being royal
*but does give a few about the hemospectrum
*likes fighting things with the weakest weapon she can find
*prosthetic left ear/fin because it was torn off in a litteral catfight
*used to have a black crush on equius, but then Nepeta threatened to take her other ear off too
*do not touch the Sollux or she will murder you

Tavros:
*still a cinnamon bun
* only drinks soper to calm himself down, and then, only drinks it in small amounts
* goes nuts when rose shits on his religion, but only severely injures people rather than right out killing them
*wants to make sure gamzee feels included! <>
*hOnK!

Sollux:
*litterally ignores the fact that he's STRONG
*likes working with plastic and prosthetics
*likes the idea of programming, but cant do it because he's too STRONG!
*psiionic fanboy
*wants psii powers really badly
*tries to pretend he's not a fanboy

Nepeta:
*SAVAGE
*everything is a game to her
*founder of the protect Equius squad
*roleplays viciously
*a little too descriptive when it comes to gore
*kills random animals to feed to her tigermom
*and a multitude of trolls as well
*tigermom isn't picky
*and neither is she >:3
*cats puns AND gore puns!
*claws in knuckles like wolverine thanks to vriska
*still a shipper

Kanaya:
*vigilante af
*FUCK THE LAW
*wears low blood garb as a sign of rebellion
*half blind
*paralyzed in one knee
*very angry with troll society for letting this happen to her
*self matyr
*wants to get to know Karkat better but never has time
*developes a flush crush on Feferi

Terezi:
*unknowingly snooty
*likes the colour tyranian purple
*go to temporary moirail
*pale crush on Vriska
*daywalks
*becomes a rainbow drinker
*justice!(but don't tell Kanaya!)

Vriska
*has a mutation that allows her mind control over those higher than her
*hates this
*pushover and is used a lot
*just wants everyone safe, is that too much to ask for?
*insecure af

Equius:
*relies on nepeta too much sometimes
*likes making small video games
*really likes hacking into video games
*quite dangerous actually
*hates self, but in a much more quiet sense

Gamzee:
*red crush on tav is painfully obvious
*knows he can't rap and doesn't usually
*awkward loner
*hurt nepeta in the past so now no one trusts him
*overly positive

Eridan:
*dead
*very angry about this
*but also can't do shit about it
*says the opposite of what he knows will happen to try and prevent it from happening
*this fails

Feferi:
*types in her blood colour but no one takes her seriously
*thinks she deserves to be culled
*gets really distressed whenever she makes a mistake
*way too hard on herself

Typing quirks:

Karkat(cuttlefishCarcino): TAL|(S IN A REELY NERVOUS MANNER AND USES FISH PUNS AND (APITAL LETTERS REPLA(ES 'c' WITH '(' AND 'k' WITH '|('!

Example:
cuttlefishCarcino(CC) began trolling terminallyToreador(TT)
CC: HEY TAVY!
CC: HAVE YOU SEEN FEF
CC: EQI SAID TO INVITE HER TO PLAY THIS GAME BUT I (ANT FIND HER AND IM REALLY WORRIED BE(AUSE WHAT IF SHE WAS HURT OH MAN THAT A(TUALLY MA|(ES ME SUPER NERVOUS AAAAAAA! \@~@/

Aradia(aquiriumArisen): speAks in kindA A snArky tone and spe11s things wit e11evens even when its not correct, cAptilizes A's and uses too mAny AbreiveAtions.

Example:
aquariumArisen began trolling caligulasApocalypse
AA: ey
AA: eyyy
AA: cA
AA: i kno ur there
AA: i cAn see you
AA and u kno it

Tavros(terminallyToreador):
[Sober]aLwAyS lOwErCaSeS tHe fIrSt lEtTeR, aNd uSeS lOtS oF eXcLaMaTiOn pOiNtS! hOnK!!

[Slightly High] stARTS oFF woRDS loweRCASE thEN swITCHES tO uppERCASE!!! hoNK hONK!! }}}}:ooDDDD

[High] starts off sentence calmly and quietly tHEN STARTS SCREAMING IN THE MIDDLE!!!! uses a few too mANY EXCLANATION POINTS!!!! honk hONK!!!!!!

Example(continued from Karkat's convo)
TT: nAh, i hAvEnT sEeN heR aRoUnD!
TT: sOrRy bRo! }:o( *sAd hOnK*
CC: ITS O|(AY I FIGURED AS SUCH FROM YOU
CC: BUT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE HAVE A PIER AROUND FOR HER!!!
TT: i cAn dO tHaT!
TT: bUt i sAy yOu tAlK tO eRiDaN bOuT iT!
TT: oR gAm! i bEt hE cAn hElP iN sOmE wAy! }:o) hOnK hOnK!
CC: NO.

cuttefishCarcino ceased trolling terminallyToreador

Sollux(twinCentaurs): ==~Starts 8off with a laser. Tries t8o put 8s as o's, but fails... gets 8overenthusiastic when things 8of tw8o are mentioned!

Example:
twinCentaurs(TC) began trolling aquariumArisen(AA)

TC:==~AA!
TC:==~Guess what.
AA: heh
AA: whAtsup
TC:==~Me and Eridan and Equius all f8ound this weird game.
TC:==~And I just got in c8ontact with fef
TC:==~She's playing now too.
AA: so thAts wher she went
AA: glAd u got her on boArd
AA: i knew i culd count on my second pArt <>
TC:==~!!
TC: ==~this is seri8ous business!!

Nepeta(ArsenicGrip): ×3×>*ag starts pawff with a d3ad fac3333 and loves to str333tch out h3r e's, which are 3's!

Example:
arsenicGrip(AG) began pestering catsArachnid(CA)

AG:×0×>*ag has som3 veinry 3333xciting for h3r b3st rolepawing furi3nd vrisk3rs! sh3 hop3s th3 w333ak lowblood can stomach it! h333h333!!*

Kanaya(grimGallows): Announc14t3s E4ch Word, And Us3s Th3 Numb3rs Of Th3 Bl1nd Proph3t Unl3ss Th3y Ar3 Th3 F1rst L3tt3r In A Word.

Example:
grimGallows(GG) began trolling catsArachnid(CA)
GG: Vr1sk4
CA: h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hi, kan!
CA: uuuuuuuuh why are you talking like that??
CG: Do Not D1str4ct M3, You F1lthy Mut4t1on
CA: m-m-m-m-m-m-m-mutation?
CA: CG, are you alright?
CA: you never call me that unless something is seriously wrong!!!!!!!!
CG: You Know Why I Am H3r3
CG: I N33d A F4vour From You

Terezi(auxillatrixCalibrator): Speaks very f¤rmally, and uses '¤' as o's. She doesn't know what this symbol means. She just thinks it looks like the sun.

Example:

AC: Vriska? Are y¤u alright?
AC: Vriska?
AC: Y¤u have not sp¤ken t¤ any¤ne in a while.
AC: Sigh.
AC: *AC sits d¤wn and pats her lap, ¤ffering her g¤¤d friend a place t¤ sit and a sh¤ulder t¤ cry ¤n. She d¤es n¤t see h¤w the gentle spider c¤uld n¤t accept her ¤ffer.
CA: vriska thinks that ac should use fucking contractions like a normal troll but accepts her dumb, stupid offer anyway because Vriska is just that STUPID!
AC: ¤h n¤! ¤h n¤ n¤ n¤ n¤ n¤ n¤ n¤ no¤!
CA: you didnt have to count out eight
CA: i saw you do it
CA: i can see everyone
CA: i can control anyone
CA: but i dont want to! and no one respects that!
CA: NO ONE NO ONE NO ONE NO ONE NO ONE NO ONE NO ONE NO ONE

Vriska(catsArachnid): s-s-s-s-s-s-s-starts out some sentences stuttering eight times Uses spider emoticons ::::3 tends to repeat words eight times in distress.

Example: (continued from Kanaya's conversation)
CA: ........
CA: no
CA: no no no no no no no!
CA: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
CA: NO MORE FAVOURS NO MORE FAVOURS NO MORE FAVOURS NO MORE FAVOURS NO MORE FAVOURS NO MORE FAVOURS NO MORE FAVOURS NO MORE FAVOURS

Equius(ArmageddonTwice): Г= - -Always d2f2nding his words with two guns. - - =

Example:
armageddonTwice(AT) began trolling arsenicGrip(AG)
AT:Г= - - uh. - - =¬
AT: Г= - - *AT sn2aks up to th2 2lusiv2 captain!* - - =¬
AT:Г= - - Hoping that h2 isn't int2rupting som2thing, of cours2! - - =¬
AG:×U×>*ag r3plies to th3 young and cut333 stallion, of cours3 you ar3nt!*
AG:×?×>Now t3ll m3 what's up, Eqkitty?
AT:Г= - - um i am making a gam2 And um - - =¬
AT: Г= - - th2r2's two t2ams! I'm captain of on2! And um pl2as2 tak2 my position I hav2nt a clu2 what im doing - - =¬
AG: ×￦×> Aw!!! I'll gladly do it! On on3 condition! You hav33333 to do just as much as I do as co-captain!!

Gamzee(goodbyeCapricious): reAly-doEsnt-trY-toO-taLk. whe n he 's com fortable, he e doe s thi s.
Example:
TerminallyToreador(TT) began trolling goodbyeCapricious(GC)
TT: gAm!
GC: ta v!
TT: gAaAaAaAm!
GC: taa aaaav!
TT: gAm! }:oD
GC: yea h, br o? /·μ·\
TT: gUeSs wHaT?
GC: hm m???
TT: hOnK hOnK!! }:oP
GC: pff f!
GC: yo u up p an d go t me e, br o!
TT: aYyY!
TT: wAiT sHoOt! i wAs sUpPoSeD tO aSk yOu sOmEtHiNg!
TT: hOlD oN!
GC: up p an d tak e you r tim e, br o!
TT: hEhE! *hApPy hOnK*
GC: *equ ally hap py sea goat noi se*
TT: aAaA! yOuRe gEtTiNg mE oFf tOpiC!
TT: aNyWaYs, wAnNa rAp????
GC: br o
GC: bro ooo
GC: yo u di d no t jus t up p an d cha llenge the e nit ram to o aa a rap p bat tle!
TT: yEs i dId! }:o3
GC: you 're mot herfucking ON N, BR O!
TT: yEeEeE! }=:oD

And then they proceeded to have the worst rap battle in paradox space.

John Harley: Witch of Breath
Dave Egbert: Heir of Time
Jade Lalonde: Seer of Space
Rose Strider: Knight of Light

Karkat Piexes: Witch of Blood
Aradia Ampora: Prince of Time(RUN.)
Tavros Makara: Page of Rage(eEeEeEyY!!!)
Sollux Zahhak: Heir of Doom
Nepeta Serket: Theif of Heart(prepare for 'I'll steal your heart' jokes)
Kanaya Pyrope: Slyph of Mind
Terezi Maryam: Seer of Space
Vriska Lejion: Rougue of Light
Equius Captor: Mage of Void
Gamzee Nitram: Bard of Breath(i, uh, don t up and lik e my god tie r out fit ...)
Eridan Megido: Maid of Hope(yay. i get t0 be cr0ssdressin.)
Feferi Vantas: Knight of Life(THATS A GOOD THING????RIGHT???)

Jane Strider: Prince of Life.(again. RUN.)
Jake Crocker: Mage of Hope
Dirk Lalonde: Rougue of Heart
Roxy English: Page of Void

GT: ok8y, just let me ecpl8in.
DT: I'm helping
GT: huh?
DT: light players got to stick together.
DT: (also you look like you're gonna faint.)
GT: oh. 8pologies! 8nyw8y.
GT: essenti8lly, wh8t is going on is th8t we 8re f8r different from the timeline you s8w.
GT: 8nd it's surprisingly simple why.
GT: Sk8i8 8rr8nges our destin8tion times, 8rr8nges wh8t types of trolls will come out.
GT: 8nd you see, Sk8i8 m8de 8 mist8ke. 8 big one, too.
GT: it messed up our 8rriv8l pl8ces, 8nd times.
GT: d8ve w8s supposed to be received by Bro Strider 8nd his puppet. However, he l8nded in the 'egbert' pl8ce, killing his gr8ndmother, 8nd essenti8lly t8king the pl8ce me8nt for John.
DT:so... who was the 'Harley' place meant for?
GT: J8de. But John l8nded in her pl8ce.

GeneticistCuller joined chat.

GC: what im getting from this is that its all Dave's fault??? should we cull him???
CC: NO. WE ARE ABSALTUTELY NOT GOING TO ---(ULL HIM.
GT: 8bs8ltutely?
CC: ABSOLUTELY, AB-SALT-LUTELY. I |(NOW, ITS BAD.
CC: BUT ANYWAY, TOUCH HIM AND ILL PERSONALLY --(ULL YOU, VANTAS!
GC: 8,c
GT: shouldn't you be checking on T8vros before he does something d8ngerous
CC: AGAIN.
GC: oh, probably!!! Bye! c8

GeneticistCuller left the chat.

CC: -------(ONTINUE, PLEASE!
GT: hehehehehehehehe! you ne8rly hit some poor C8rp8cian with that line! xxxxD
CC: S------(REW THE ----------------(ARPA------------(IANS!!!
DT: holy shit XD
GT: b8ck on topic. J8de l8nded in the 'L8londe' pl8ce, me8nwhile Rose took the l8st sp8ce, living with the Strider household.
DT: damnit.
GT: ::::3
GT: but this ch8nge, so sm8ll, ch8nged so m8ny things, for both species, th8t it bec8me neither the 8lph8 timeline, which we s8w, OR 8 doomed timeline. Somehow, our g8me m8n8ged to become its own session! I believe the 8ppropri8te n8me for the m8tter would be '8ltern8te Universe.' Th8ts wh8t we 8re.