Basics: The beta kids have their parents swapped, but not their personalities, though they are affected by their new upbringings.

Rose->Dave->John->Jade->

In other words

Rose Strider

Dave Egbert

John Harley

Jade Lalonde

Basic Personalities:

Rose Strider: fuckboi who acts like bro and fake admires Dirk in her own way of hating him

Dave Egbert: Happy music nerd who's the only normal one here. Always trying to get people to buy his mixtapes

John Harley: Sleepy movie obsessed kid that pirates his movies and has way too many interests and inherited guns

Jade Lalonde: Snooty and friendly nerd who means well, but every word out of her mouth is an accidental insult

GT= GardenTherapist(Jade)

DT= DankTentacles(Rose)

MG= MovieGnostic (John)

ET= EctoTurntable (Dave)

Dave Egbert= Heir of Time
(Land of Wind and Clockwork
John Harley= Witch of Breath
(Land of Frost and Shade)
Rose Strider= Knight of Light
(Land of Heat and Rain
Jade Lalonde= Seer of Space
(Land of Light and Frogs

Dirk Lalonde= Rogue of Heart
(Land of Pyramids and Krypton)
Jane Strider= Prince of Life
(Land of Tombs and Helium
Jake Crocker= Mage of Hope
(Land of Crypts and Xenon
Roxy English= Page of Void
(Land of Mounds and Neon)

DankTentacles (DT) started pestering MovieGnostic (MG)

DT: yo boi
DT: you away from that meteor yet yo
DT: wait
DT: yo
DT: I just came up with the best haiku
DT: fucking perfect for this shit
DT: meteors everywhere
DT: brother gone as usual
DT: fuck
MG: The syllables aren't correct again, rose!
DT: what are you talking about again it's always correct it's dank meme correct yo
--
GT: dave!! are you back yet??
ET: uh well I'm back now I guess
ET: almost got hit in my music loving face with lightning
ET: it crazy over here
GT: oh no!!! why didn't your dad just buy you a lightning rod? *?*
ET: we cant aford a lightning rod, jade
GT: well I guess it's true that you couldnt, with your social class, and all...
GT: ^^
ET: ...
GT: what?
ET: nothin. anyway, if youre reconnected then it would be great if
ET: yknow
ET: started helping me make progress?
GT: right!! I'll get to it!! :-)
ET: cool, ive got these demon thingies to deal with
ET: talk to you l8tr
--
ET: so youre out of there, right?
DT: p much yo
ET: and youre on the other side of the gate
DT: ye
ET: well
ET: let me just be the first to say
ET: hello from the other siiiideee!
ET: hahaha!! that was good right?
DT: no
ET: what
DT: no
ET: but it's a popular meme!!!
DT: it's gotta be politically dank tho otherwise the dankocrats and republimemes will start calling you dankist and then you'll unironicly start the civil war
DT: this memes war dave
ET: :(?

MG: dave
MG: daaavveee!!
MG: are you awake???
MG: happy birthday, by the way!
ET:  im awake now!
ET: whats up, johny?
ET: what does the predictor of the future have to tell me?
MG: heh, I'm no psych, dave! Though that would be cool!!
MG: if your dream self would wake up you could see it too!
MG: speaking of which! guess who I think is awake???
MG: you!! :D
ET: oh yeah
ET: i was going to tell you that I saw you in my dream
MG: good! now I know you weren't just sleepwalking, lol
MG: anyway, onto subject!! i just got my game, and rose is about to connect to jade!
MG: with any luck, you should be able to connect to me soon!
ET: that sounds really cool!
ET: i cant wait to see what you look like
MG: aww, you're gonna make me blush!
MG: im not all that impressive, though!
ET: I'll decide that for myself!

Sprites

Jadespersprite^2
Rosesprite
DreamJohnsprite
Nannasprite
Rodavesprite^2

JOHN: hi dave!!!
DAVE: JOHN?
JOHN: yup!
JOHN: I got you and rose's message, so I'll be off to keep the two jacks occupied!!
JOHN: but I have to say,
JOHN: youre a really nice kisser, dave!
JOHN: bye!!
DAVE: WHAT
Ships:

--Dave--
Tries to court John(finally right before The End John gives a hint that he accepts his feelings)
"So what do you think of Dirk?""....he's.....nice."