Homestuck(DaveRezi vs Bro Strider)

Imagine Humanstuck with Dave and Terezi dating, and Dave tells her about how he can't take her home to his house because every time he brings home anyone Bro manages to scare them the fuck away
But Terezi is just 'CH4LL3NG3 4CC3PT3D'

and so Dave takes his girlfriend home and the first thing that happens is butt puppets raining from above

but Terezi just freaking laughs and throws them up in air like they're snow and insists on keeping the reddest one

And then they go into Dave's room and Dirk is there nude because he knows Dave is bringing home a girl and he has to embarrass his bro bUT HE DIDNT CALCULATE THAT TEREZI WAS BLIND SO ITS JUST

"G33Z D4V3, 1T R33KS OF FRUSTR4T1ON 1N H3R3"

And throughout the whole night, Bro is trying to freak Terezi out but nothing works. Drop lil cal on her? Shit now she wants to keep him too.

And the best part is that bro's prabks are mostly visual ones and tEREZI IS LITTERALLY BLIND

and at the end of the night Bro's just watching an unfazed Terezi kiss a dumbstruck Dave goodnight and he just
'i have a new purpose in life'*anime sparkles*

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