A MOMENT IN CRIME

Reports have come of a British vigilante named Oliver Kirkland. He is wanted for charges of murder, kidnapping, and homocide. He is known to be violent towards anyone who even appears to have done crime, and is an expert in the use of knives of every kind. He is also in possession of several pistols and throwing daggers. If you have any information on this schizophrenic's whereabouts, then contact us NOW!

Also on a moment in crime, a similar, but more sinister villain has emerged. Allen W. Jones, who is called 'Home Run' by surviving victims, is armed, dangerous, and without a motive. Though he is not as heavily armed or armored as Oliver, he is wanted for the similar charges, excluding kidnapping, adding on property damage. He will attack whoever he pleases, and is known to carry a barbed wire and nail infested baseball bat, hence the name given to him, and has a shotgun as well. If you have any information about these two, call RIGHT NOW.

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