(BETA<->ALPHA (Beta Alpha swap))
TG: but anyway yeah
TG: operation 'send the rabbit' is a go
GT: woo! so should I wait at the mailbox??
GT: I hope not because my dad grounded me :(
TG: naw I got this.
TG: I'm gonna just appearify him in your room.
GT: ooh! fancy mail! oh btw
GT: when are you gonna tell me where you live?
TG: I told you. You just don't believe me
GT: I'm pretty sure you don't live in the future.
TG: watch your bed.

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GT: woah!! howd that get there?! it was there and then it wasn't???
TG: told you, i appearified it. now do you believe me?
GT: uh
GT: you know what, ok. I give. plus if I don't you'll impossibly spoil another movie ending
TG: damn straight
GT: plus it's just too likely. can't afford to be a skeptic dummy now :P
TG: good job crocs
TG: you're one step closer to actually being cool and not a dork
GT: bluhhh. but if you are from the future, tell me about what happens!!
GT: is it like the jetsons type deal?
TG: it's actually pretty much the opposite.
TG: no humans are alive.
TG: except me and rose of course.
TG: we're pretty much the last ones.
GT: oh... you guys live near each other, right?
TG: nope. whole world's covered in oceans. and we live across those damn oceans from each other.
TG: neither of us have seen another person in... well, person.
TG: I try to imitate it a lot. i draw people, I draw you guys a lot. i make music, sometimes I make attempts with robots. It's  probably nothing like the real thing
GT: :(
GT: but wait, with this game, we'll all get to meet!
TG: yup.
GT: :D!!
GT: the first thing I'm gonna do when I see you is give you a big fat
TG: omg
GT: HUG!!!
TG: Oh
GT: hm?
TG: Nothing. anyway, this little guys gonna help you out. feel free to rename him. his name was Jeff.
GT: that's a lame name! :I
GT: I'm gonna name him...
GT: Sir Strider B)
TG: you fucking nerd
GT: you know iiiit <3
GT: anyway im gonna go try and sneak to my game, that way I can get us all started!
TG: cool. dont die.
GhostyTrickster ceased pestering TurntechGodhead.
TG: <3

((speciesswap))
EctoplasmBombardment began trolling TornGodliness
EB: moiraiiiilll
EB: heyheyheyyyy
EB: comeondudeImbored!!!!
EB: bluhhhhhhhyouremean
TG: d.nt ×s= th= r.ck=t.
EB:butitllletmegetsomuchfartherinthegame!!
EB:andheywhatdidisayaboutrandomlychangingsubjects?!
TG: l..k, :ts j×st - b-d :d=-.
EB: ideao?
TG: y.× kn.w wh-t : m=-n.
TG: you know what fuck the typing quirk
TG: don't use that thing. future 2nd just got sprited and told me that if you did you would die
TG: im not losing you. not again. so for gogs same dont use that damn jetpack

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TG: fuck john no
TG: I told you You fucking idiot
EB: dudecalmdown! imjustcruising. ipromiseiwontcheat.
EB:moirailspromise!
EB: <
TG: g.dd-mn:t f:n=
EB: whydidntyoufinishthediamond,asshole?!
EB: ohwaitiseeyouillaskmyself!
TG: w-:t wh-t n.

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EB: DAVEHEREICOME!!!! 0:D
TG: WTF

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EB: 0:B
TG: ...
TG: y.× w-nt t. kn.w why : d:dnt c.mpl=t= th= d:-m.nd
EB: yes!!
TG: th:s :s why y.× d×mb-ss <3

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EB: ???!!!!!