Character introductions

*Player walks into Weapon Shop*

???
Oh, hey there! Welcome! You've gotta be that guy from the Exciting Ranch whatever, right? My name's John!

John
Let me be, though most likely not the first, to say welcome to town!

John
I run this shop with my two best friends! One is out for the season, but you'll meet him soon, I bet! And I can get the other right now!!

John
VRISSS!!! WE GOT FRESH MEAT--

*two unknown characters run out of the back of the shop, Vris(?) following close behind*

???
WEEE!

???2
HONK HONK!

Vris(?)
GET BACK HERE YOU INSUFFERABLE BULGE BITING--

John
Vriska, what happened?!

Vriska
I'll tell you what happened, John! Those two idiots slapped more of those stupid slap on bracelets on my tools!

*she runs out*

John
Vriiiiiiiissssssss!! At least introduce yourself!!!

Vriska
ILL INTRODUCE MYSELF WHEN IM DEAD!

--

*Player Walks into theater and goes to reception*

???
O-oh, h-hello! Sorry, there w-won't be a play for another season, uh, however--

???
O-o-h! You're the one from the, uhh, t-the weapon shop!

???
I g-guess I made, um, a bad introduction, haha...

???
But Gamzee said that there's, um, no better time than the present!

???
I'm Tavros! N-nice to meet you!!

Tavros
My family runs this theater, and stars in most the roles. I have a lot of roles too! But not as many as, uh, I, used to... For obvious reasons...

Tavros
But anyway, you're free to visit at any time! We're always looking for new roles!

???
Tavi, you talking to someone in there?

Tavros
Yeah, Papa! It's a new villager, from the Exciting Ranch Plan!

*four men walk in from the back, grinning wildly*

Tavros
Ok, b-before you gang up on them, let me introduce you, uh, to them!!

Tavros
Ok, [PlayerName], this is my family! There's Hearts, my papa, Tink, my other father

Hearts
Though if you ask me he's more like a mother!

Tink
You shush! Go on, Tavi.

Tavros
A-alright, u-um. Then, there's Suimom, my, uhh, oldest brother--

Suimon
It's Summoner now!!

Tavros
And my second oldest brother, Rufio.

Rufio
Nice to meet ya!

Hearts
Anyway, we're the Nitrams, and you better come here for our first season show!

--

*player enters church*

???
but daaaaadddd!! How can I up and be quiet and not sleep?!

???2
Like how Kurloz and your grandfather does it!

???3
(The trick is to draw eyes on your eyelids)

???
(oooohhh!! thanks grandad)

Grandad(?)
But really, Hazans, you shouldn't be so hard on him. The boy up and ain't an exact copy of you. He don't like the church life, he don't got to up and lead it. No, don't argue, someone is here.

Hazans
Oh. Hello. Welcome to the church of the Grand High Bapist.