Giles:*narrating quidditch* and that is a fantastic shot and curve from ravenclaw, and she's going down, no, turning down--

Hamish: *steals mic* TURN DOWN FOR WHAT

*muggleborns lose their shit*

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Giles: Oh, an excellent-

Hamish: *Bursts into commentating room with butterbeer and steals microphone again* SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS

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Giles over the speakers, narrating:and would you look at that it's Kenzie, doing what he does best, the wonderful chap, and--oh, Hamish. Hello? Its me?

Every fucking Muggleborn: HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDEEEEEE

Giles, over speakers: WHAT THE ACTUAL F--