So I'm in a Skype call with my psychiatrist a bunch of other people with anxiety/depression/etc. for our weekly group therapy, and my psychiatrist is going "if you could tell the you from the future something, what would you say?" and everyone says these really salty things, but I'm nice so I say something mushy that I can't remember but in my head my answer is "you better have made those three failures worth it you win of a b--"

(I'm so sorry I can't really see the lines between funny and depressing and I apologize greatly X'D)