Greek Mythology
(is this a preview to something???? Whoooo knoooowwwsss....)
Looks like a cinnamon bun and is a cinnamon bun: Hestia, Persephone, Hermes
Looks like a cinnamon bun but could actually kill you: Dionysus, Apollo, Athena, Demeter
Looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon bun: Hades, Poseidon, Artemis
Looks like they'll kill you and will kill you: Hera, Zeus, Aphrodite, Hephaetus
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Looks like they care and does: Posiden, Hestia, Persephone
Looks like they care but doesn't give a shit: Apollo, Demeter, Aphrodite, Hermes
Looks like they don't give a shit but does: Artemis, Hades, Athena
Looks like they don't give a shit and they don't: Hephaetus, Zeus, Hera, Dionysus
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A servant of the gods offered them t-shirts. Their captions:
Zeus: I'm Litterally Above You
Hera: Top Shade Thrower 2k16
Hades: If Found Trying To Take Somone's Soul, Return To Persephone (says on back) I'm Hades
Persphone: If Found Trying To Raise The Dead, Return to Hades (says on back) I'm Persephone
Dionysus: Don't WINE about it!
Hephaetus: Screw You
Aphrodite: Screw ME
Poseidon: I'm Posei-DONE.
Athena: You Hear A Lot If You Shut The Fucking Fuck Up
Hermes: I Probably Have Your Wallet Now
Demeter: I Will Sur-Vine
Artemis: Real Life Savage
Apollo: Higher Than The Sun
Hestia: Hey, A Fire! You Should Go Burn In It!
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