Okay, so a few days ago, my German friend Cherri went back to Germany because of family matters. She was going via airplane, and I was waiting with her because FRIENDSHIP

But anyway

We're sitting there, waiting for her flight to arrive, and she's on her phone while I'm eating something I bought there because I'm a hog.

Theres this flight attendant going around, and they're reminding everyone that the flights leaving soon and she comes up to us, and is like,

"Pardon me, but the flight's leaving soon, could you move a bit closer?"

Ok, so the way the local airline here is set up is that for every few plane they have this big room, and they ask the people that are going on the next plane to move closer to the front of the room so there's more space for everyone

But the front is already crowded and I'm not comfortable with crowds and Cherri is considerate of that. So she looks at me with the questioning look, like 'you wanna move up orrrrr???'

But apparently this flight attendant thought it was a look of 'what did she say?' and this fucking flight attendant comes up to me and they whisper

"Uh, does she not speak english?" and I'm just like

-_· birch wat

And they go up to Cherri and ask, "do you speak english

And by this point my friend looks like she's going to unleash the entire strength of Germany in everyone in the building

So Cherri just screams

SEID IHR DAS ESSEN NEIN WIR SIN DER JÄGER