"wow. that is both impressive and disgusting."

"I want to go to space."(aww, wanna say why?)
"Because Theres no air there so my head will blow up."

"Twist, I'm gonna kms."
"If I buy you pumpkin spice everything will you not."

"....fuck im such a slut for pumpkin spice yes."

"hit me with your car. hit me with-- HIT ME WITH YOUR CAR."

"yay something happened i guess."
"Dan, it's your birthday!"
"oh ok i guess. congrats to my dead mom for pushing me out of her womb on this day and also dying on this day. yay."

"This should be surprising but it really isn't."

"Hi!! My name's Annaliese, would you like--"
"yes."